Elana
06-15-2003, 01:13 PM
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man\'s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Sea captains don\'t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it\'s an I for an I.
A bicycle can\'t stand on its own because it is two tired.
A will is defined as a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In a democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don\'t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I\'ll show you A flat
minor.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can\'t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn\'t find the key.
Every calendar\'s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
end.
Once you\'ve seen one shopping center, you\'ve seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought
she\'d dye
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa\'s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a
spectacle of himself.
A man\'s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Sea captains don\'t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it\'s an I for an I.
A bicycle can\'t stand on its own because it is two tired.
A will is defined as a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In a democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don\'t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I\'ll show you A flat
minor.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can\'t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn\'t find the key.
Every calendar\'s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
end.
Once you\'ve seen one shopping center, you\'ve seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought
she\'d dye
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa\'s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a
spectacle of himself.