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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.


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    ROFL, my fave [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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    I love this one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Wait, Pavlov was controlled conditioning right? I.E.

    Sight of food, produces salivation (uncontrolled), then signt of food combined w/ ringing bell to produce salivation? Or was that whatshisname...K something.

    -Jon, who goes and grabs his Psychology book from last term

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    Yes Jon...you are correct.
    Remember Pavlov\'s dog who responded to the ringing bell? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    Which went on to prove that when a dog salivates a Behaviorlist rings a bell. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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