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    Default Ten Signs that Your Relationship is on the Rocks

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    Girls, ever wonder how to tell whether your man is coming or going? You\'re in that zone between

    commitment and adios with your boyfriend? Well, here are some of the top ten indicators psychologists have pegged

    as signs that your relationship is on the rocks:





    1) He breaks up with you.

    2) He doesn\'t love

    you anymore.

    3) He stays out late into the night, comes home smelling of perfume, and he\'s been having sex

    with another woman.

    4) You ask him if you\'re fat and he says \"Yes. But I don\'t care because I\'m

    dumping you, bitch.\"

    4) You need to consult relationship checklists to determine whether you\'ve got a

    stable relationship or not.

    5) You have a long history of stupidity and retardation.

    6) He says \"hey

    honey, take this relationship test.\" Wink wink. \"Bitch.\"

    7) You\'re a loser. You\'re a bad, bad

    person and can\'t do anything right. It\'s all your fault.

    8) You can\'t tell the difference between men

    and women.

    9) You ask him \"are you breaking up with me?\" and he says \"yes.\"

    9.5) You\'ve lost

    certain portions of your brain.

    10) You don\'t have a boyfriend.

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    Default Re: Ten Signs that Your Relationship is on the Rocks

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    You ask him if you\'re fat

    and he says \"Yes. But I don\'t care because I\'m dumping you, bitch.\"

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    I always thought that would be a major turn on for her...

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    Default Re: Ten Signs that Your Relationship is on the Rocks

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    You ask him if you\'re fat and he says \"Yes. But I don\'t care because

    I\'m dumping you, bitch.\"

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    I always thought that would be a

    major turn on for her... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    Yes, women love

    that!
    Try it sometime and I bet you get a BJ.

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    Default Re: Ten Signs that Your Relationship is on the Rocks

    BJ = blinding jab??? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Ten Signs that Your Relationship is on the Roc

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    You ask him

    if you\'re fat and he says \"Yes. But I don\'t care because I\'m dumping you, bitch.\"

    <hr

    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    I always thought that would be a major turn on for her...

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    Yes, women love that!
    Try it sometime and I bet you get a BJ.



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    so how does one go about, asking for er...erm...a BJ

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    Default Re: Ten Signs that Your Relationship is on the Roc

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    8) You can\'t tell the difference

    between men and women.


    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> oh, that´s big trouble in my book

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] to late for help

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    so how does one go about, asking for er...erm...a BJ

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> you don´t.

    They´re offered or they´re not [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Ten Signs that Your Relationship is on the Rocks

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    class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
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    You ask him

    if you\'re fat and he says \"Yes. But I don\'t care because I\'m dumping you, bitch.\"

    <hr

    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    I always thought that would be a major turn on for her...

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    Yes, women love that!
    Try it sometime and I bet you get a BJ.



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    *snickers*

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