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    Talking The Day After Christmas

    It's one day

    after Christmas
    I'm crabby and I'm broke.
    I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
    I think I'm gonna croak.


    nice to see the relatives
    I wonder when they'll leave.
    They've been camping in my bathroom
    since early

    Christmas Eve.

    They're eating everything in sight
    and sleeping in my bed.
    I been sacked out in the

    with my beagle, named Fred.

    The relatives have all gone out
    and left their screaming brats.

    toilet bowl is all clogged up
    and I can't find the cat.

    It's Christmastime at my house,
    the relatives are

    They eat me out of house and home,
    and drink up my beer.

    I love the decorations,
    and the sleigh bells

    in the snow
    But I wish those pesky relatives
    would take their kids and go!

    Those cookie crunchers fed the

    a twenty pound rib roast.
    His feet are sticking in the air
    like skinny old fence posts.

    Now they're in a

    the girls against the boys.
    They're fighting over boxes
    'cause they're bored with their toys

    My mother-in-law is snoring
    in my favorite TV chair.
    Those kids are stringing lights on her
    and tinseling her


    I oughta wake her up
    before the fireworks begin.
    But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
    when they plug

    her in.

    It's the day after Christmas, and it won't be long
    Before I sing my Thank God They've Left ... tis

    my favorite song!

    Glad to see them come
    Glader than they're gone
    You can come join me ... as I sing my


    Merry Christmas to all
    You should check out my mix
    -None on top of -None ...
    With hopes that they'll

    leave ... real real quick!

    One day to long
    I need WAGG on my chest
    Gotta clean up the toilets
    And the rest

    of this mess!

    Merrrrry Christmas Mone Freaks
    I'm wishing you well
    And I sure hope you don't have to go

    through ...
    Those visits from hell!

    G.I. JOE with the KUNFU GRIP!

    A little girl is in line to

    see Santa.

    When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap.
    Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring

    you for Christmas?"

    The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe."
    Santa looks at the little girl

    for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

    "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe,

    she fakes it with Ken!"


    Q: Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed


    A: He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    "but I wanna see those blue

    sparks fly,
    when they plug her in."

    Excellent Mobes!!

    Merry Christmas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by idesign View Post
    "but I wanna

    see those blue sparks fly,
    when they plug her in."

    Excellent Mobes!!

    Merry Christmas!

    THAT did produce some cool mental imagery...

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