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    Default Animal testicle size as it relates to female promiscuity

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    This stuff is fascinating!

    The larger a male animals testicles in relation to his

    body size is a direct indication (100% predictable) of the promiscuity of the females of that

    species.

    Gorillas have very small testiacles for their body size. Gorilla matings are long term and are

    comprised of a single, middle aged, dominant male with several females in his group, and several black back males

    used as sentrys that do not mate with the females. The females are always faithful. Because any offspring of the

    females in his group are always his, there is no competition for his genetic material (sperm), so he does not have

    to mate very often. Male gorillas are somewhat invloved with the rearing of the young. If the silver back dies or

    gets pushed out by a younger silver back, the silver back that takes over almost always kills all the infants in the

    group (he doesn't want another's genes in his group).

    Chimps (bonobo chimps especially) have extremely

    large testicles for their body size, in fact they are much bigger than a gorillas. Females are extremely

    promiscuous, in fact they perform lesbian acts as well as many couplings per day with many males. Since the males

    have extreme competition for their sperm, they mate often to give their sperm the greatest chance of fertalizing an

    egg. They obviously have no long term matings and the males do not participate in the rearing of the young (why

    should they, they have no idea which are theirs).

    This is true across the animal kingdom. It's just as true

    in birds as it is in mamals.

    Now lets look at humans (we are primates after all). Males have testicles that

    fall somwhere in the middle as compared to chimps and gorillas. And women are also somwhere in the middle in their

    promiscuity. Typically a female will look for a male that makes good money and is stable (a provider, what we

    typically call a "nice guy") that she can be sure will be around to help rear her children. But she will look for

    lover (a "bad boy") to impregnate her, she wants "sexy genes" so she can be sure that her male children will also

    carry "sexy genes" and be more likely to find a mate themselves.

    If you doubt this, in every country and

    culture that has been tested so far, at minimum 10% (and more likely closer to 20%) of children are not the

    offspring of the male they think is their father (yes, that means that 2 out of 10 people reading this are not

    related to their father!). In some neighborhoods measured in England it's been as high as 40%. In a recent study in

    the US, women that have to travel on business have 40% chance of having a "fling" while away. Even religious and

    cultural pressure doesn't seem to have much effect.

    This is the natural mating patern of humans for our

    history (with a few aberations, like powerful rulers having harems).

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    Hmm, I seem to be getting

    increasingly promiscuous with age. Maybe it's because my nuts are growing.

    On a more serious note, my last

    two girlfriends were and still are married. I got one pregnant. Her husband was sterile & she didn't bother to

    inform me she went off birth control until too late. The other woman keep asking me if I wanted her to have my

    child. At first I thought she was joking but the topic kept coming up. Of course she would raise it but tell her

    husband it was his. I was really surprised at these behaviors but I guess it's more common than I thought. I'm not

    a bad boy. Women just think I am because I make my living as a musician.
    "I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi

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    So what you're really trying to

    say is that my diet should compromise trib, damiana and oysters????

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    So, How do you make your nuts

    bigger?

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    We must develop our nuts!



    We must develop our nuts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSmellThis
    We must develop

    our nuts!

    We must develop our nuts!

    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

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    It's the latest love-scent

    trend!
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    why not just move to

    England or hang out in airport hotel bars??????
    There is a cure for electile dysfuntion!!!!

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    I know you guys are just being

    funny, but you're missing some very important points on how to relate to women.

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    Actually I think I figured it out

    a long time ago. Married women like to fool around and don't mind getting knocked up by another guy. I just didn't

    know this behavior was related to the size of our 'nads.
    "I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi

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    So, how do you make your

    nuts bigger?
    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolking1
    why not just

    move to England
    Pardon?
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    AC/DC knew what they were

    talking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by phersurf
    I know you guys are

    just being funny, but you're missing some very important points on how to relate to women.




    I read the article. But would you mind explaining how the size of a guys sack, can help him in relating

    to women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tounge
    I read the

    article. But would you mind explaining how the size of a guys sack, can help him in relating to women?
    The

    larger they are, the more testosterone you have, the more women want you?
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    it can't help you. this is a species

    thing, not an individual thing. I guess we needed more sperm production/storage due to more ejaculation.

    If

    we are the only (or one of the few) species that masturebates, it could skew the results, pehaps.
    "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest."
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    My take on it:

    It's

    not that women are more promiscuous because males have bigger balls, but rather bigger testicles

    evolved as a responce to increased sexual competition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gegogi
    Hmm, I seem to be

    getting increasingly promiscuous with age. Maybe it's because my nuts are growing.

    On a more serious note,

    my last two girlfriends were and still are married. I got one pregnant. Her husband was sterile & she didn't bother

    to inform me she went off birth control until too late. The other woman keep asking me if I wanted her to have my

    child. At first I thought she was joking but the topic kept coming up. Of course she would raise it but tell her

    husband it was his. I was really surprised at these behaviors but I guess it's more common than I thought. I'm not

    a bad boy. Women just think I am because I make my living as a musician.
    So how does it feel to get used for

    your sperm?

    I think the big nads thing has to do with being able to produce enough sperm to overpower

    all the other guys’ sperm in the female because she gets laid so much. So if you produce more sperm or tougher

    sperm
    you pass your genes down more often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bjf
    it can't help you. this

    is a species thing, not an individual thing.



    That's correct. There are guys with

    balls the size of Ostrich eggs, that could't get laid in a cathouse,even if they were covered with 100 dollar

    bills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tounge
    That's correct.

    There are guys with balls the size of Ostrich eggs, that could't get laid in a cathouse,even if they were covered

    with 100 dollar bills.
    Even an old, fat, looser could get laid if he was covered in 100 dollar bills ...

    unless he was diseased or something.

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    Court: Man

    Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy
    By CARLA K. JOHNSON, AP

    CHICAGO (AP) - A man who says his former lover

    deceived him by getting pregnant using semen obtained through oral sex can sue for emotional distress - but not

    theft, an appeals court has ruled.

    Dr. Richard O. Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated,

    profound personal betrayal" six years ago, but she says they had the baby through sexual intercourse.

    The

    Illinois Appeals Court said Wednesday that Phillips can press a claim for emotional distress after alleging Irons

    had used his sperm to have a baby, but agreed that however the baby was conceived, Irons didn't steal the

    sperm.

    "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift," the decision said. "There

    was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

    The ruling sends the case back to

    Cook County Circuit Court.

    Phillips, a Chicago family doctor, alleges that he and Irons never had intercourse

    during their four-month tryst, although they had oral sex three times. His suit contends that Irons without his

    knowledge kept some of his semen.

    The relationship ended, the suit said, when Phillips learned Irons had lied

    to him about being recently divorced and was still married to another doctor.

    Irons, who practices internal

    medicine in suburban Olympia Fields, said in a telephone interview Thursday that Phillips knew she was still married

    during their affair, and also knew she was pregnant with his child.

    "He was very supportive and very happy

    about it," she said. "He said, `You need to hurry up and get your divorce."'

    He promised to marry her and

    asked her to quit her job, she said, but several days before her last day at work, Phillips informed her that he

    "couldn't go through with it."

    Nearly two years after their affair, Irons filed a paternity suit and

    Phillips was ordered to pay $800 a month in child support, said Irons' attorney, Enrico Mirabelli.

    Phillips

    then sued Irons, claiming her actions caused him nausea and headaches and robbed him of sleep and his appetite. He

    is haunted by "feelings of being trapped in a nightmare," court papers state.

    The appeals court ruling

    followed a decision by a lower court judge who dismissed Phillips' suit in 2003.


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    EST

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    It appears that she wanted her baby to be fathered

    by another Doctor.
    There is a cure for electile dysfuntion!!!!

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    That promises to be interesting

    and to have all sorts of consequences for both men and women.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

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    Default yep, thinking about

    starting my

    own business - babies for lesbian couples - one of them does me orally and then I right quick like impregnate the

    other lesbian that wants to carry the baby by ....... well, you know.
    There is a cure for electile dysfuntion!!!!

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    I'm thinking more along the

    lines of the cases where she swears she is using birth control and he believes her. Also the disparity between the

    fact that women can choose to not saddle themselves with the burden of raising a child while the man, who is just as

    culpable, has no legal say in the matter. A ruling either way in this case will have far reaching impact on other

    cases.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptKipling
    My take on

    it:

    It's not that women are more promiscuous because males have bigger balls, but rather

    bigger testicles evolved as a responce to increased sexual competition.
    YOu got it!

    That's

    what the researchers say. Since human males have some level of compitition for sperm (because females are somewhat

    likely to be impregnated by someone other than their huband) we produce more sperm than (and have larger testicles)

    than animals that mate for life.

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    "starting my own business

    - babies for lesbian couples - one of them does me orally and then I right quick like impregnate the other lesbian

    that wants to carry the baby by ....... well, you know."
    Most lesbian couples I've known were fat,

    hairly and far more manly than me. I'd have great difficulity getting my little friend to stand at attention for

    them. Plus it would be a waste of perfectly good sperm.
    "I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi

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    Quote Originally Posted by belgareth
    I'm thinking more along the lines of the cases where she swears she is using birth control and he

    believes her. Also the disparity between the fact that women can choose to not saddle themselves with the burden of

    raising a child while the man, who is just as culpable, has no legal say in the matter. A ruling either way in this

    case will have far reaching impact on other cases.
    In some states women can still (1) deceive and entrap a

    "gullible sperm donor" (translation: any man); (2) unceremoniously dump him; (3) keep the baby away, denying

    visitation; and (4) then still force him to pay child support, all the while collecting child welfare.

    If she

    plans it right the man has no legal recourse. It is a legal slavery of sorts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSmellThis
    In some

    states women can still (1) deceive and entrap a "gullible sperm donor" (translation: any man); (2) unceremoniously

    dump him; (3) keep the baby away, denying visitation; and (4) then still force him to pay child support, all the

    while collecting child welfare.

    If she plans it right the man has no legal recourse. It is a legal slavery of

    sorts.
    That's exactly what I was pointing out. It happens to varying degrees all the time.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

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    Things would be much simpler

    if we were all Bonobo chimps!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSmellThis
    In some states

    women can still (1) deceive and entrap a "gullible sperm donor" (translation: any man); (2) unceremoniously dump

    him; (3) keep the baby away, denying visitation; and (4) then still force him to pay child support, all the while

    collecting child welfare.

    If she plans it right the man has no legal recourse. It is a legal slavery of

    sorts.
    That should be punishable by public execution (or Connie Francis).
    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

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