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    Angry Guy realizes woman is wearing pheromones

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    A few years ago I experimented with wearing human pheromones but decided to quite using them for a while because

    they made me think about sex and seducing woman too much whereas I wanted to concentrate on my academic career.

    They also messed-up a perfectly good non-sexual friendship I had with a woman.

    Anyway, I went to the movie

    theatre today by myself. I 'randomly' sat down behind a woman. Throughout the movie there was this kind of

    pleasant smell and I couldn't quite thinking about sex. I also had this urge to hit on the woman in front of me.

    She wasn't sitting with anybody. There was another guy alone a couple seats down from her. I thought they might

    be together, but it was peculiar that they were sitting apart. I thought that maybe she was wearing pheromones and

    the guy she was 'with' was sitting away from her because he knew this and also knew that its impossible to focus

    on a movie when you are right next to somebody who is overdosing on human pheromones. After the movie I saw that

    guy leave and her stay and I followed him out to make sure the coast was clear because I didn't want to be involved

    in any jealous lover game involving synthetic human pheromones. I mean, we were the only 3 seemingly single people

    in the whole theatre, so if he was leaving I wanted to make sure it was for real and not some game. When I saw that

    he was not only out of the theatre but walking down the hall toward the exit or the restrooms, I went back. She was

    still there, the last person in the theatre. There are at least two bars that share a parking lot with the theatre,

    so I said "Excuse me, could I buy you a drink?" She looked unceratin but didn't respond. I asked, "Are you with

    somebody?" She said. "I'm married." I didn't wait around to find out if this was an open marriage. She was

    older than me, and I was cognizant that I was being manipulated with pheromones, and I've never been one much for

    adultery. So I said, "I'm sorry," and walked out. After I used the restroom I saw her walk out of the main

    entrance of the building. She gave me a somewhat inviting look. After that I was just pissed off. I knew I was

    being manipulated with human pheromes into flirting with a woman I would not normally be interested in. Now I

    can't quite thinking about sex. I'm going to have to go jerk off now. This not-particularly-good-looking older

    married woman wearing pheromones has completely fucked up my orderly asexual world. Damn it. Bitch.

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    Welcome Mr. Troll. That was fun

    reading

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    Welcome Mr. Troll.

    That was fun reading
    What? Mr. Troll? I thought his name was turdpin?

    Definitely quite

    amusing.
    You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fv<k, 'cause I make 'em pay for it.-Sagacious1420

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    Are you sure she was wearing mones?

    I´m asking because mones don´t smell pleasant

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    Quote Originally Posted by turpin
    I knew I was

    being manipulated with human pheromes into flirting with a woman I would not normally be interested in. Now I

    can't quite thinking about sex. I'm going to have to go jerk off now. This not-particularly-good-looking older

    married woman wearing pheromones has completely fucked up my orderly asexual world. Damn it.

    Bitch.
    Dude, you have issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, so

    obviously in your mind she must be wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you

    can't stop thinking about sex and have to go jerk off???

    Please.
    "I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"

    --Calvin & Hobbes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexyredhead
    Dude, you have

    issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, so obviously in your mind she must be

    wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you can't stop thinking about sex and

    have to go jerk off???

    Please.
    I want to know if this is a new troll or one

    of the old trolls that just got a new name when we switched forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexyredhead
    Dude,

    you have issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, so obviously in your mind she

    must be wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you can't stop thinking about

    sex and have to go jerk off???

    Please.
    Dammit SRH, that eyeball of yours follows me

    everywhere I go. Stop it! Is it wearing pheromones?
    You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fv<k, 'cause I make 'em pay for it.-Sagacious1420

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    Well if you dont want to be

    influenced by pheromones then plug your nose.
    -D

    Modifying and Tweaking is a journey,
    Not a destination..........................

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    Smile

    I have to give you credict for

    the creativity
    Needed to make a story like this one if it is not a real story.(which I'm not doubting it is)it

    is
    It is very funny and I'm hoping it is authentic
    So it'll be part of the wonderful stories
    That have

    been created by the wearing of
    PHEROMONES.

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    Smile

    I have to give you credict for

    the creativity
    Needed to make a story like this one if it is not a real story.(which I'm not doubting it is)it

    is
    It is very funny and I'm hoping it is authentic
    So it'll be part of the wonderful stories
    That have

    been created by the wearing of
    PHEROMONES.
    This is my first post in the forum but I've being a long time

    reader of it.(6 months)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dping28
    Well if you

    dont want to be influenced by pheromones then plug your nose.
    That idea stinks!
    You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fv<k, 'cause I make 'em pay for it.-Sagacious1420

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexyredhead
    Dude, you

    have issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, so obviously in your mind she must

    be wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you can't stop thinking about sex and

    have to go jerk off???

    Please.
    Mmmm, SRH...that smell is so sexy on you...you must be

    wearing -mones! Damn you, woman, it's your fault that I'm thinking about sex and now I have to go and let the

    creative juices flow!!!

    Bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elana
    I want to know if

    this is a new troll or one of the old trolls that just got a new name when we switched forums.
    New

    trolls, old trolls. Meh.

    It's all under da bridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holmes
    New trolls, old

    trolls. Meh.

    It's all under da bridge.
    It's where I drew some blood.

    I could not get enough.



    I threw my life away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexyredhead
    Dude, you

    have issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, so obviously in your mind she must

    be wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you can't stop thinking about sex and

    have to go jerk off???
    Yeah women can be so conniving.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagacious1420
    That idea

    stinks!
    Sorry, must have used a lil too much none. Will try less next time.
    -D

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    Not a destination..........................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holmes
    New trolls, old

    trolls. Meh.

    It's all under da bridge.
    classic....I almost missed that.

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    Heathens!
    Don’t you people

    know anything about the Occasion of Sin? Planting the seed of lust in a man’s heart is worse than lust itself.

    Driving a man to spill his seed is worse than spilling it yourself.
    Ladies, where is your modesty? Gentlemen,

    where is your shame?
    Do you really want to face your Maker with the stink of sex upon your flesh?
    For,

    as the Good Book says, “None will know the hour, nor the day.”
    But, make no mistake, He IS coming for you. And

    He knows EXACTLY what you’re up to.
    So I suggest you rid yourselves of these wicked pheromones as if your

    very life depended on it. (Because, in the eyes of Eternity, it does.) And FOR GOD'S SAKE don’t throw them into

    dumpsters where young children and homeless people will be driven to unspeakable acts of Onanism, Sodomy or God

    knows what else.

    Do the RIGHT thing. Mail all those vile, wicked, sinful formulas to me; and, as God is my

    witness, they will be PROPERLY disposed of.

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    Beautiful! Put you at post

    #666.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CJ01
    Are you sure she was wearing mones? I´m asking because mones don´t smell

    pleasant
    Have you ever smelled _pure_ mones? They don't smell at all. They are not detected by the

    olfactory organ but by another organ lower-down in the nose. By definition, they don't smell. None-the-less:



    (a) they get the happy juices flowing, which makes some people percieve them as smelling good, especially when they

    are masked with perfume, even if they would otherwise be indifferent to the perfume.

    (b) they deteriorate into

    body odor, so they have an unpleasent odor if they have already begun to deteriorate in the shipping process.

    That's pretty irrelevant if you mask it with perfume. Besides, the only time I've been repulsed by a woman's

    body odor is when she eats garlic and doesn't shower. So you may perceive you pheromones as unpleasant, but it

    does not follow that a guy would.

    (c) Nobody sells 'pure' pheromones. So how the hell would you know? How

    do you know that the smell you associate with pheromones isn't just some standard additive used in a variety of

    brands? Its standard practice with a wide variety of scentless chemicals to add smells so that they can be

    identified. Have you produced your own pheromones in a lab and smelled it? The smell of most brands disappears

    faster than the pheromones break-down, so its not the pheromones that smell.

    (d) I didn't even think that the

    male pheromones that I once bought smelled bad. I'm sure the slightly different mixtures for females wouldn't

    smell bad to me.

    Anyway, I don't think she was wearing pheromones because of the smell, but because of how I

    felt. I've had an easier time concentrating on a movie while fondling my date's breasts.

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    Umm just curious,,What was

    the name of the Movie you guys were watching? ... *grins*
    A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."

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    Have you ever smelled _pure_

    mones? They don't smell at all.
    sorry but have YOU ever smelled mones???? Either you haven´t or you´re not

    able to smell them,some people can´t maybe you´re one of them?

    Maybe this lady produces a lot of natural

    pheros like cops for instance or just had sex and you sensed this somehow. I dunno.

    Umm just

    curious,,What was the name of the Movie you guys were watching? ... *grins*
    It was some new porn....oops

    you´re not talking to me are you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetBrenda
    Umm just

    curious,,What was the name of the Movie you guys were watching? ... *grins*
    I believe the correct question

    is "What was the name of the movie you guys weren't watching?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by turpin
    Have you ever

    smelled _pure_ mones? They don't smell at all. They are not detected by the olfactory organ but by another organ

    lower-down in the nose. By definition, they don't smell. None-the-less:

    (a) they get the happy juices

    flowing, which makes some people percieve them as smelling good, especially when they are masked with perfume, even

    if they would otherwise be indifferent to the perfume.

    (b) they deteriorate into body odor, so they have an

    unpleasent odor if they have already begun to deteriorate in the shipping process. That's pretty irrelevant if you

    mask it with perfume. Besides, the only time I've been repulsed by a woman's body odor is when she eats garlic

    and doesn't shower. So you may perceive you pheromones as unpleasant, but it does not follow that a guy would.



    (c) Nobody sells 'pure' pheromones. So how the hell would you know? How do you know that the smell you

    associate with pheromones isn't just some standard additive used in a variety of brands? Its standard practice

    with a wide variety of scentless chemicals to add smells so that they can be identified. Have you produced your own

    pheromones in a lab and smelled it? The smell of most brands disappears faster than the pheromones break-down, so

    its not the pheromones that smell.

    (d) I didn't even think that the male pheromones that I once bought

    smelled bad. I'm sure the slightly different mixtures for females wouldn't smell bad to me.

    Anyway, I

    don't think she was wearing pheromones because of the smell, but because of how I felt. I've had an easier time

    concentrating on a movie while fondling my date's breasts.
    Some pheros do have a detectable odour,

    and many people can identify different pheromones just by the smell.

    Pour example:

    Today I wore

    uncovered A1 and my little brother was complaining that something smelled like stale feet.

    I believe some

    people here on the forum have gotten hold of crystalline pheros, which are pure, and I'm sure they would agree that

    there is an odour detectable by regular olfactory pathways.

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    Umm just curious,,What was the name

    of the Movie you guys were watching? ...

    *grins*
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    im new still but i readed the

    post in the past. Turpin you sound like internet troll, your name is one litter different from turban that is

    offensive. are you hiding something.

    as soon as i get my special pheromones. it comes tomorrow maybe then i

    will post pheromone hit story that will make everyone jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ-ZAHIR
    im new still but i

    readed the post in the past. Turpin you sound like internet troll, your name is one litter different from turban

    that is offensive. are you hiding something.

    as soon as i get my special pheromones. it comes tomorrow maybe

    then i will post pheromone hit story that will make everyone jealous
    You go guy!!! Even though you can't

    speell. We are behind you!

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    Okay,

    Which one of

    you ladies ordered "Extra Troll" on this thread?

    First you got the guy who's SO anxious to jack off that he

    comes home and logs onto the pheromone forum. He first spends 35 minutes online, during which time he posts his very

    first thread on the board that he had coincidentally signed up for two days earlier. After ANNOUNCING his need to go

    masturbate here on the Women's Forum he remains on line another six minutes.
    Was that how long it took?


    Or was that just to see if there would be a response?

    And then, here comes the OTHER one,

    .......

    DON'T get me started guys.
    I spent a lot of time yesterday re-banning all the trolls from the

    old forum, but I haven't banned anybody today.
    Not yet anyway.

    Oscar

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    We love you Oscar.



    How many trolls have you saved us from so far?
    "I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"

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    They deleted my favorite troll. I

    am still so sad.

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