Thanks Mobley.
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Signor
UpSideDown,
Glad God blessed you with another one ... no need to frown,
Put on your best mix, go out and do the
town,
If you run into me lady, please turn her down,
Each and every year, you should do sumtin new,
Invade the
personal space of a 500 pounder, and let'er do you,
You know body heat, beats antifreeze,
A 500 pounder would
keep you warm ... especially above her knees,
Pull her hair softly, bite her all over, and smack them
cheeks,
She'll appreciate the lovin', and the monesa keep'er weak,
Ride swiftly, but be alpha, as you
pound'er from the rear,
Request a full course meal afterwards, and you'll get a "Yes dear."
All of this, of
course, after the sun goes down,
Understand if you get caught, you'll be your buddies' laughing clown,
May
you be blessed with lots lots more,
Even if your buddies call you, "a big woman whore!"
CHEERS!
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Thanks Mobley.
Happy Birthday! better late
then than never...
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."
Happy birthday, Upside! Thanks
for your help in the forum.
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