It\'s a tyranny thing.
Fall in line or be punished.
It\'s just like Darwin said:
\"I\'ve got a
bloody great beard.\"
Steve
.... for
advising me that Microtweeze is the best waxing product on the market. I also find that the suggestion re:
cornstarch, in the instructions works well. Once you try Microtweeze, you never go back.
Wish is was available
in the beauty suppliers, \'round here-- I have to get it off the Net. Wouldna ya think that in Los
Angeles.....?
Tell me, guys... is Elana so popular, on this list, because she\'s beautiful, witty, and sexy? Or
because she\'s wise and knowledgeable? I can\'t decide.
Pancho.. YOU call it.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
It\'s a tyranny thing.
Fall in line or be punished.
It\'s just like Darwin said:
\"I\'ve got a
bloody great beard.\"
Steve
She
is everything that was said above! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Yup.
An anti-Darwinist pig-dog that believes people came out of pods after the Markabians left a group of their finest
engineer-ants to build a society.
This is why bald men are uptight.
Oh my
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Thank you for
the sweet words.
Yes, Microtweeze was an exciting discovery. I have never used anything that could get such
teeny hairs.
I am so glad it worked for you. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Pod
person.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
It\'s a tyranny thing.
Fall in line or be
punished.
It\'s just like Darwin said:
\"I\'ve got a bloody great beard.\"
Steve
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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
BTW-- Are we a funny specie of talking monkey, or what? We wax off the
scent-trapping hairs. Then we wash and perfume, so we don\'t smell like people. THEN, we spend money on pheromone
products, to put the smell back on. ROFL!
Would you have it any other way? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Steve
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We wax off the scent-trapping hairs.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> hehe you´re right but I kinda doubt that our leg hairs do much for us in that
respect. Much better to splash out for extra mones but feel nice smooth skin when it cums down to it
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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She is everything that was said above!
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Yuuuup, with Elana, that was obvious to many here. Even 4,930 posts
ago.....and counting. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
BTW-- Are we a funny specie of talking
monkey, or what? We wax off the scent-trapping hairs. Then we wash and perfume, so we don\'t smell like people.
THEN, we spend money on pheromone products, to put the smell back on. ROFL!
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">Makes perfect sense to me...but then again, I\'m a member of that funny species of talking
monkeys, so what do you expect. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Much better to splash out for extra
mones but feel nice smooth skin when it cums down to it [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">You said a mouthful. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
We wax off the scent-trapping hairs.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\"> hehe you´re right but I kinda doubt that our leg hairs do much for us in that respect. Much
better to splash out for extra mones but feel nice smooth skin when it cums down to it
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Who\'s
talking about leg hairs? Smooth skin, though. is the point.
what
what were you talking about then, you ought to tell us y´know ?
Ms.
CJ....we are talking about the pussy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Microtweeze is great for
keeping your kitty smooth as silk.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
we are talking about the pussy.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Tell me, guys... is Elana so popular, on this
list, because she\'s beautiful, witty, and sexy? Or because she\'s wise and knowledgeable? I can\'t decide.
Pancho.. YOU call it. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Kari, I appreciate your deference to me on this interesting dilemma. Although this is as
difficult as they come, I feel I am qualified to make the boldest attempt to capture the essence of Elana. This
will require assistance from every culture known to man. I\'ll need to tap into the sensual power of the poem,
limerick, rap, chant, prose, rhyme, allusion (to the Goddess herself, of course), alliteration, biambic pentameter,
heroic couplet, and the ultimate of all poetic sweetness, the haiku. As promised back when I made the other web
pages, Elana\'s \"tribute\" web page will be a dedication to her and her 5,000 posts.
This one, however, I do
not have to do alone. If anyone would like to see a reference to a particularly interesting posting/story involving
Elana, please PM me a link to the thread or tell me the story, and I will try to find a way to incorporate it into
the webpage...
Every day until her 5,000th post, I will write a little something special about Elana. This will
start today. Check out the site and see what mysteries you\'ll tap into. Maybe you\'ll find your answer, Kari,
or maybe you won\'t, but the experience will truly be something...
The Elana Experience
If you can\'t
access that site, try this one.
Elana
and Tallmacky: I leave it up to you two to find/create a nice background/font color for the webpage.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] PM me which ones you want me to use.
Pancho
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Microtweeze is great for keeping your kitty smooth
as silk.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Does it come with some sort of a narcotic or local
anaesthetic?
Please.....stop......killing.....me
Added a couple of old and a couple of new ones to the \"experience\" today...
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Microtweeze is great for keeping your kitty smooth as silk.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Does it come with some sort of a narcotic or local anaesthetic?
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You guys are such babies. What\'s a little, transient pain? You might
even get off on having the hair ripped from your jewels. It could be a transcendental experience.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Microtweeze is great for keeping your kitty smooth as silk.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Does it come with some sort of a narcotic or local anaesthetic?
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Not bad, if you dust with cornstarch, first. I want the GUYS to do it!
Yummy, hair-free balls!
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smooth as silk.
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Does it
come with some sort of a narcotic or local anaesthetic?
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You guys are such
babies. What\'s a little, transient pain? You might even get off on having the hair ripped from your jewels. It
could be a transcendental experience.
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<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Maybe you get off on this pain but I certainly don not. You masochist
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
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Microtweeze is great for keeping your kitty
smooth as silk.
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Does it
come with some sort of a narcotic or local anaesthetic?
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You guys are such
babies. What\'s a little, transient pain? You might even get off on having the hair ripped from your jewels. It
could be a transcendental experience.
--------------------
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Maybe you get off on this pain but I certainly don not. You masochist
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
HEY! That give me an idea. What about... a Microtweez dominatrix!
Oh dear,
what the f*** have I done !! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Oh dear, what the f*** have I done !!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You have
created a dynamic new sex industry!!!!! Walk proud, sister!
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Oh dear, what the f*** have I done !!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You have
created a dynamic new sex industry!!!!! Walk proud, sister!
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
She\'ll be walking funny if she actually goes through with the \"procedure\"...
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Tell me, guys... is Elana so popular, on this list, because she\'s
beautiful, witty, and sexy? Or because she\'s wise and knowledgeable? I can\'t decide.
Pancho.. YOU call it.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Kari, I
appreciate your deference to me on this interesting dilemma. Although this is as difficult as they come, I feel I
am qualified to make the boldest attempt to capture the essence of Elana. This will require assistance from every
culture known to man. I\'ll need to tap into the sensual power of the poem, limerick, rap, chant, prose, rhyme,
allusion (to the Goddess herself, of course), alliteration, biambic pentameter, heroic couplet, and the ultimate of
all poetic sweetness, the haiku. As promised back when I made the other web pages, Elana\'s \"tribute\" web
page will be a dedication to her and her 5,000 posts.
This one, however, I do not have to do alone. If anyone
would like to see a reference to a particularly interesting posting/story involving Elana, please PM me a link to
the thread or tell me the story, and I will try to find a way to incorporate it into the webpage...
Every day
until her 5,000th post, I will write a little something special about Elana. This will start today. Check out the
site and see what mysteries you\'ll tap into. Maybe you\'ll find your answer, Kari, or maybe you won\'t, but
the experience will truly be something...
The
Elana Experience
If you can\'t access that site, try
this one.
Elana and Tallmacky: I leave
it up to you two to find/create a nice background/font color for the webpage.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] PM me which ones you want me to use.
Pancho
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Updated...I like the \"Ogre\" reference...very charming...and the
surprise at the end...very funny...Kari, you may get the picture now.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] J/K.
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