I love the way women smell .. I don\'t mean perfume and such, just the plain way some women smell themselves turns me on.
I\'m not talking about the more obvious things like watching porn or lookin at nudie mags. I\'m talking about the more subtle things like a scent or a sound.
For me its the rain. I don\'t know there\'s just something about rain that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. The sound and the smell of fresh rain, the sudden bursts of lightning, the slow rumble of thunder in the background. mmmm, makes me wanna curl up under the blankets, run my hands over every inch of my woman and just spend the next few hours having slow sensuous sex.
BTW, it\'s raining right now and i\'m all alone. <sigh>
I love the way women smell .. I don\'t mean perfume and such, just the plain way some women smell themselves turns me on.
When a woman, preferably a blonde, sits in front of me and crosses/uncrosses her legs, Sharon Stone style, Like in that movie \"Basic Instinct\".Preferably showing a bit of panties.Oh I get turned on,yes!
Do you think they deliberately do that or is it an accidental \"regretable\" incident?
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Intelligence, class, sophistication in a woman is major
turn-on for me - oh and a nice ass [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Hea but only a bit, otherwise it\'ll spoil the pudding.
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Watching a woman get turned on and reacting to the pheromones, they just cant help themselves, sigh its raining today so im stuck at home to on a public hoilday.
I get turned on knowing that she\'s turned on from wanting me on her honeysuckle, feasting off its honeydew [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], knowing that after about an hour or so, it\'ll be time for some serious body dancing!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] In which it will probably be a good idea if on her insurance, she has body collision! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
Getting turned on from a peek...there\'s nothing more sexxxy or mouthwatering then seeing that dimple where the top of inner thigh meets the hip, right by the honeysuckle! Wheeeeeeeew!! WOOF!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Annnnd a nice set of toiletgrippers with matching thighs!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
a girl sneezing.
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a girl sneezing.
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Girl sneezing when?
Imagne you having sex with a girl when you\'re in her and she starts having a fit of a multiple sneeze syndrome, like \"Upchy, upchy, upchy....\".
Multiple orgasms guaranteed for both of ya!!
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hahahahha
<font color=\"purple\"> midgets </font>
<font color=\"red\"> a drunk in a bar fight.....on a rainy afternoon </font>
<font color=\"green\"> Twin Lithuanian Go-Go Girls! 5\'11\", dirty blonde, blue eyes, legs that are absolutely un-f****ing believable! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] </font>
in the rain.
A guy with the scissors jammed in his temple and a bat shoved up his ass while he\'s on fire ... in the rain.
<font color=\"brown\">Those little monkeys that take your money and then tip their tiny little hats at you......when it is raining </font>
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A guy with the scissors jammed in his temple and a bat shoved up his ass while he\'s on fire ... in the rain.
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That\'s so hot!
I love organ grinder monkeys!!! Especially in the rain!
boobs .... rain optional
This guy turns me on. Can someone buy this for me?
http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm
Oh jeez. You can find any number of these guys at your local trailer park, Elana...
I\'m in the same mood as FTR today. Dick torture turns me on... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] (rain optional)
Ok instead of dick torture, how about one of these instead:
http://a799.g.akamai.net/3/799/388/a9898011db7d5c/www.msnbc.com/news/1860301.jpg
Oh baby [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
She just has to be breathing.
Rain and monkey optional.
MJ a good looking guy to women? In a males point of view that is the only man I can understand why women actually like.
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This guy turns me on. Can someone buy this for me?
http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm
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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I guess they\'re right, you can buy anything on Ebay!
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Ok instead of dick torture, how about one of these instead:
http://a799.g.akamai.net/3/799/388/a9898011db7d5c/www.msnbc.com/news/1860301.jpg
Oh baby [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Not bad, not bad ... but he\'d look better with an ax parting his skull ... in the rain.
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Awww, Renee... anything specific you want to tell us about the male half of the human race, today? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
No Enticing,
When Renee talks about Axes on skulls, she\'s usually in a bad mood.
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<font color=\"#666666\">Have you ever met a person that could turn their eyelid inside out? That turns me on...........on a rainy Monday. </font>
Ain\'t nothing sweeter than when my baby lets me eat\'er
In the moooooooooooooooooooooorning
Ain\'t nothing finer than when I\'m in her vagina
In the moooooooooooooooooooooorning
Morning! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
<chuckle> Good one~
What turns me on is that certain smile women get when I say to them, \"Bend over, I\'m driving.\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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