That was Funny.
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
There is a new
study out about women and how they feel about their asses!
I
thought the results were interesting:
85% of women think
their ass is too big
10% of women think their ass is too
little...
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love
him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
OMG.. where do you guys come
up with this stuff?? LOLOL
Pretty good Bel!
Just Curious,, So how's yours?
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."
My what?
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
My ass is stillOriginally Posted by SweetBrenda
waiting to be tapped...
Really? why didn't you say this before Pancho Baby!Originally Posted by Pancho1188
Oh yeah getting back to the study,, hmmm I think Bel did pretty good on finding this
one.
Also he did good in avoiding my question too. Nice move
there..
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."
Oh, you wanted a substantive reply? Then I'd say it depends onOriginally Posted by SweetBrenda
the context of your question. If you meant in the biblical sense i.e. a beast of burden, I don't have one. If you
were refering to the other half of my relationship, although she hasn't woken up yet I suspect she'll be irritable
this morning. We had guests for dinner last night and she drank just a bit too much wine. Did I say irritable?
There's another word that comes to mind, starts with a b....y.
Now if you were referring to the rear part of my
anatomy, I have no opinion, never having taken much interest in the male anatomy. On the other hand, I would be
quite interested in the condition of the counter-part on your anatomy. So...how's your ass? Of course, like any
good cook, just seeing isn't enough. I would need to get a feel for it, is it nice and firm? soft to the touch?
Nice and warm?
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Bel's gettin' fresh...oh, yeah...Originally Posted by belgareth
I am? Oh dear, and with such a sweet andOriginally Posted by Pancho1188
innocent child. I should be ashamed of myself.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Originally Posted by belgareth
*Looks around*
....inocent child?
That couldn't possibly be me...
haha!
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."
It's all relative, dear. To a
lecherous old goat like me you're sweet and innocent.
Would you like some candy, little girl? Hehehehehe
P.S. You seemed to have avoided answering my question too.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
OMG.. You guys are tooooo
funny.. I am almost laffin too hard... I love this place.. this is a hoot.. hahaha
I'll save you both the
trouble:
Brenda's: Nice, round, smooth, soft, and ready for a spanking!
Bel's: Hard...because we all
know Bel is a hardass!
If you're wondering...me: It's round, and it's
spectacular...
I don't mind a
good spankin' from time to time.. but all I got to say is,, don't start something you can't finished.
I think "we all" should stop here, before Oscar or Bruce come in
and delete all this juicy stuff...
Pancho See What you did? bad boy!
Adios
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."
OMG..... you guys are too
much. Who doesn't like a little spanking now and then.. OOps.. did I say that???
Nobody is going to delete this. That's what thisOriginally Posted by SweetBrenda
forum is for, fun and games.
So, speaking of games... any preferences?
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Games that might require some spankins for sure! but not a whipOriginally Posted by belgareth
thou!! ( ) )
Ohh no way! I can't have
that! ..
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."
That's ok! Last time I tried
to use a whip I nearly snapped my ear off. Not good when I'm more likely to hurt myself than anybody else.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Oh ho! you definitely sound dangerous!!!Originally Posted by belgareth
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."
A flogger is much easier to control.Originally Posted by belgareth
-Bass
somewhere between amused and obsessed...
If not dangerous,Originally Posted by SweetBrenda
amusing at least. I've always heard that you should make a woman laugh, but that's a bit extreme.
Heard in the
emergency room: "He snapped his what off while trying to do WHAT?"
Hellofa first date!
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
I Like Big Butts and I cannot
lie.. You other brother's can't deny... My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon.. Hey,
sounds like lirics to a song..
No, but seriously.. A girl's got to have a nice round butt. I'm not
talking HUGE, I'm just talking about a nice nice, round and shapely butt that sticks out a bit. There's nothing
that turns me off more than a cute girl w/a flat A$$.. I almost prefer small breasts and nice butt over luscious,
supple breasts and no butt.. Am I the only one, or do you guys agree?
I'm quite sure Brenda's
measures up quite nicely and is to any man's liking.. Oh, and BTW, nice new avatar Brenda!..
Woe.. Emmiefree.. Ok, did you
and Brenda conspire together for your Avatars? They sure are eye catchers..
They just happened to be in
the same photo shoot, actually...I know, I'm the cameraman...
Actually forOriginally Posted by DanTHEman
me it's just the opposite. I like both nice butts and breasts, of course, but if I had to chose it would be
breasts over butt.
<------Flat
A$$ And I'm not saying a word about the boobs...
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."
No no Bren.. By flat, I mean
bony flat.. Like there's no shape whatsoever, no hips/but, nothin'. You know, like you see on those bony runway
models the have out there these days. Flat like a board! Not for me! Got to have some curves.
Besides, for me
the primary thing is a beautiful smile, good personality and friendlyness. Now I know you've got all that and
more.. i've seen you're picture, you're a hottie, and better yet, you're a sweetheart!
I'll take the butt over the breast,
but a good combination of both is ideal.
DCW
A happy smile and good attitude
over almost anything. Nice skin and hair come next.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
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