That\'s why
my bed is made of air... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
(yes, you can all make fun of me now)
http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html
A typical used mattress may have anywhere from 100,000 to 10 million mites inside. (Ten percent of the
weight of a two year old pillow can be composed of dead mites and their droppings.)
That\'s why
my bed is made of air... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
(yes, you can all make fun of me now)
When we click the
feed the animal link we had better not donating money to these little fuckers
If you look
real closely there are lots of dust mites right on this post.
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If you look real closely there are lots of dust
mites right on this post.
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Elana,
you\'re not supposed to eat them. You\'re just supposed to wallow in them while you sleep.
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It gets worse Elana.
The CDC estimates that as much as 5% of our body weight is little things like that living inside us. Worms and bugs
of all kinds. Everything needed to decompose us when we die is already inside us. Of course the morticians replace
all that good organic stuff with formaldehyde.
I just washed my
pillows and now I am keeping them in the dryer for at least an hour on super hot. FRY DUST MITES!!! FRY!!!!!!!!!
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Maybe covering the
mattress with a plastic cover is the answer and washing of sheets more often. Yuk,yuk
I am taking you
all down with me. I have been so grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I
be grossed out alone? I want you all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.
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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so
grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you
all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.
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Better bugs
than Lizards.
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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so
grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you
all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.
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class=\"post\"> Again why don\'t you cover pillow with plastic covering, then put pillow case on?
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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so
grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you
all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.
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10%
bugs/buckwheat hulls...it\'s all the same. They both form a comfortable sleeping environment for my head.
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http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html
A typical used mattress may have anywhere from 100,000 to 10 million mites inside. (Ten percent of the weight
of a two year old pillow can be composed of dead mites and their droppings.)
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Elana, sure, you eliminated the dust mites. What about
these?
http://wywy.essortment.com/humanparasites_raax
.htm
Millions of parasites, including mites, worms, bacteria, fungi, and viruses are eating your flesh right
now. The human race is subject to infestation by more than 1,000 types of parasites.
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\"Another less
than dangerous parasite is the dust mite. Although they can cause allergies, dust mites operate as a sort of clean
up crew for our skin. They march about on our skin and scalps all day, scarfing up dead skin cells.\"
They are our
best friends! Yay!
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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so grossed out about this since
someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you all to picture yourself
sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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10% bugs/buckwheat hulls...it\'s all the same. They both form a
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SRH...I heard that in Mississippi you have quadruple the amount of dust
mites.
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They just
make the beds more comfy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Would you like me to send you some so
you can have extra? Our mites are some of the friendliest! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
They\'ll be attached to you in no time at all!
I hope you and Zeu
fall into a vat of parasites
I love you
too. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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I love you too.
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Awwwwww....then I will wish for the tapeworms not to choke you.
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You\'re so
sweet. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Those tapeworms are our friends. They help a girl keep her
figure. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
(Can\'t believe I just said that.
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Me either!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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Dear forum members, the dust
mites have bored through my hair follicles and skull; and, um, have begun controlling my mind. I...I...wait, OH NO,
they are speaking now: I AM MIGHTY MITE, KING OF THE DUST MITES. DRSMELLTHIS IS NO MORE! THAT IS A FLATTERING SHOT
OF ME, NO? YES!! AS YOU CAN SEE I'VE BEEN PUMPING IRON, SO YOU MAY CONSIDER YOURSELF FORTUNATE WHEN I EAT YOU! I
WILL DO NATURE A FAVOR AND END THIS SILLY RACE OF MONKEYS IN DENIAL! MUHUHUHUHHAHAHAH!!
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
Looks like you also had a few beers too many today..Originally Posted by DrSmellThis
Originally Posted by DrSmellThis
Let's all hail the Dust Mite King
He rules beds and DST
Let's all hail the Dust Mite King
He lifts weights
and eats monkeys
are you too a fellow doctorate holder person? we have much to talk about you canOriginally Posted by DrSmellThis
instant message me, emails me, or pm me. i think we may run in to each other as we are both the wisest people
around. it will be in good fun comrade. what are other views of yours like political science? i think your message
above is humor, i think that good to have we are very stressed people we need to laugh like clowns.
Jajajajajajajaja
Oh MY GOSH! Ja ja ja ja ja ja jaOriginally Posted by AZ-ZAHIR
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