Forum Story about Pheromones (limit 5 sentences per post)

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Judging from the woman's DIHL

and the yellow steam rising from the snowy footsteps, she was obviously the victim of a vicious NPA assault. Even

Joey No-Nostrils - so named because doctors had sewn his nostrils shut after failing cocaine treatment - was not

oblivious to the acrid sharpness hovering in the air. "Lets look around" said one of the guys, obviously a

go-getter. "Good idea" said another, who was always sucking up to the first guy.

Just then they all suddenly and

simultaneously noticed

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her BMW parked nearby, door

ajar,
her USB flash drive on the ground beside her,
her "L-S Rocks!" pin glistening in her lapel,
her DKNY

sweater wet with sweat (or was it something else?),
and her AMA membership card clutched in her hand





(okay I made it 5 lines not sentences... but it's neen a long day)

[TheAttractor]

Igancio, the man who went

outside first, leaned over the woman and said: "I'm certified to give first aid. Now, what's the last thing you

remember happening?" The woman didn't answer him, just gazed with a strange combination of disorientation and lust

in her eyes. "It's NPA, all right", Ignacio mumbled. Then he turn to Karl (the go-getter), and blurted out: "go

check the car!"

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Karl cautiously approached the BMW,

noting, again, that the passenger side door, which was facing him, was slightly ajar.

What struck him as odd

was there were no footprints around the car anywhere that he could see.

Could it be that there was someone

still inside?

Glancing toward the rear of the vehicle, Karl could see fresh tire tracks, but they seemed to

mysteriously fade away rather quickly, almost as if the car was dropped and it rolled forward to where it now sat.



Suddenly Karl stopped in his tracks, startled by an odd scratching noise that seemed to be eminating from the rear

of the car...

[TheAttractor]

While Karl was fiddling

around with the car, Joey went to investigate the footprints. They formed a clean, straight line from the front

step and just stopped right where the yard ended and a dense forest began. "Whoever hurt that woman must have run

off into the forest", Joey thought, "but why aren't there any footprints there?" He looked up, and saw that some

of the trees didn't have as much snow on them as the rest. Suddenly, he heard Karl yell: "hey Joey, get a load of

this!"

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Joey turned, and just as he was

about to run over to Karl a giant hook grabbed his waistband from behind and lifted him into the air like a huge

mechanical wedgie. As he was being dragged up the side of a tree he wheezed "Hwweerrllp!" All eyes were on Joey as

he was swung around at the end of an unseen tether and plopped down on top of Karl like a pork belly on a slow

trader just before the bell.

"Well, that explains how the car got here, sort of" said Karl, "thanks for coming

so fast". "Not at all" puffed Joey, who was holding himself in a non-sexual way for the first time, ever.

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Ignacio, who had been busily tending

to the strange woman and hadn't been aware of the sudden turn of events looked up to see Joey and Karl heaped in a

pile near the BMW.

"Hey! you guys," he barked, quit gettin jiggy! There's time for that later!"

As Karl and

Joey began to untangle themselves from each other, while keeping out a wary eye for that unexpected hook, Ignacio

returned to checking the condition of the unknown woman.

As he looked over the DNKY sweater, he suddenly

realized that he couldn't see any clothes on the lower part of her body... he hesitated, but in the interest of

making certain of her condition, decided to slowly, carefully, and cautiously, lift the bottom of the wet sweater

and peered underneath.

"Holy Cow!" he exclained, "Hello Kitty panties!"