All
train compartments smell vaguely of sh*t.
Holmes
All
train compartments smell vaguely of sh*t.
Holmes
The \'love drug\', or the chemical in your brain that produces the \'high\' when you\'re in love, lasts
about 1 1/2 - 2 years. This is enough time for children to go through the critical period of development. Most
relationships end around this time.
A female praying mantis bites off the male\'s head before mating.
A
woman\'s vagina makes ~86 muscle contractions per second during orgasm.
Paris Hilton puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like everybody else.
Holmes
Paris Hilton puts her pants on!?!?!?! Wow!!!!
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Holmes
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Paris Hilton puts her pants on one leg at a time,
just like everybody else.
Holmes
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She doesn\'t put her
panties on that way... because she doesn\'t wear them.
He
made me do it.
Holmes
To try and find the cause behind every problem is ultimately useless, as the cause is always another
problem.
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He made me do it.
Holmes
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I tried some times and I did not have success..
then I caught a calculator
and discovered that
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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Christ, I\'m making a beast out of myself: I can hardly f*cking breathe when the waiter finally cuts his
losses and scrambles away, wrenching himself free of my white-knuckle gasping.
\".....Cheque...Please..\" I
manage to mew, fully anticipating the coming storm.
Steve
The
Marines is harder than the Army. More yelling, more pushups.
Holmes
I have to go to the bathroom....what, that\'s useless information, isn\'t it?
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