Unfortunately, the shop was closed.
Ok Ladies & Gentlemen! It\'s time for a story thread!
Rules:
No quoting
One sentence per post
You
MAY NOT post again till someone posts before you
You can make the story go anywhere you wish
Its obvious
this will get dirty or endup talking about porn so ill just set the scenerio
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Third Person writing preferred
Walking down the street
Skyy stumbles into a sex shop, so he decides to walk in.
Unfortunately, the shop was closed.
so he went next door to get some ice cream
But the ice cream shop, too, was closed.
so he went home
He soon found out there was more to this ice cream shop than meets the eye.
But that\'s getting ahead of things.
Because it was only 3pm and he hadn\'t seen the news story yet.
but his TV was broken so no news for him
and his cell phone broke too
So he sat down on the couch with a beer and his favorite copy of Jane Austen\'s \'Emma\'.
but the electricity went out
...so he lit his favorite smelly candles and started a bath.
Once in the bath, he starting fondling himself picturing images of...
...BigBadBear, since he was secretly bi.
Ok, he started fondling himself imagining BigBear and Pancho washing BBB\'s hog on a hot summer day.
he got out of the tub and put on his
fuzzy pink slippers with the really high heels
Space suit
and started skipping around the room singing
imagining he was part of his favorite broadway show
...Cats!
He attached a sock to his undies and pretended it was his tail
and got this crazy idea that he should go outside and get the neighbors to join in!
he knocked on his neighbors door and shouted.......
\"I am Skyy, I am bi and I am proud!!!\"
And behind their door, his neighbors grumbled to each other, \"Every time the power goes out....!\"
After walking back in his home, he noticed his roommate (Holmes) was home.
So he hastily snuck into his room and unpinned the sock he\'d been using as a tail, and put some
jeans on.
he started talking to Holmes about football and other macho stuff
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