Just who does
this Blackwell think he is? Liberace or somethin\'?
Holmes
Paris Hilton Goes
from Undressed to Worst-Dressed
Tue Jan 13,11:38 PM ET Add Entertainment - Reuters to My Yahoo!
By Jill
Serjeant
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Paris Hilton, the 22-year-old socialite whose unclothed exploits made headlines
last year, found new, fully-dressed fame on Tuesday.
Reuters Photo
AP Photo
Slideshow: Paris &
Nicky Hilton
The hotel heiress was named worst dressed woman of 2003 by Hollywood\'s self-appointed
fashion guru Mr. Blackwell, topping a list that included singers Britney Spears (news), Madonna (news - web sites),
Shania Twain (news) and Courtney Love (news).
Hilton leapt from minor socialite to most-talked about Internet
celebrity late last year courtesy of a private video tape showing her having sex with her one-time boyfriend Rick
Salomon.
The reality television program \"The Simple Life,\" in which Hilton and friend Nicole Ritchie
swapped their lavish life for a rural farm in Arkansas, completed the transformation.
\"Grab the blinders,
here comes Paris. From cyber disgrace to red carpet chills -- she\'s the vapid Venus of Beverly Hills!\" quipped
Blackwell.
Second place on the closely-followed annual list went to Madonna and Britney Spears, who Blackwell
dubbed the \"Kissin Cousins of Couture Crimes\" after their much publicized smooch on a music awards show last
year.
Country singer Shania Twain, in third place, was christened \"Calamity Twain\" for her \"buckled
bombs and country-fried kitsch\" while in fourth place actress Diane Keaton (news)\'s red carpet comeback, thanks
to the comedy \"Something\'s Gotta Give,\" was derided as \"dowdy, dumpy and frumpy.\"
Blackwell, a
one-time designer of gowns for Jayne Mansfield (news), Jane Russell (news) and Dorothy Lamour, conceded in a
statement that despite the many fashion fiascoes of 2003 \"unlike years past, coming up with 10 Titans of Fashion
Terror was much harder than usual.\"
Many of his perennial victims -- Cher, Barbra Streisand (news) and
various members of the British royal family -- failed to make it to the list.
As Blackwell noted \"if someone
like (Britain\'s) Duchess of York (also known as Fergie) can look fit and fabulous, hope springs eternal for us
all!.\"
The worst-dressed list was rounded out by pop star Jessica Simpson (news) (5th), singer Celine Dion
(news) (6th) \"a half-sequined scarecrow, half-gaudy acrobat,\" rap star Missy Elliott (7th), actress Melanie
Griffith (news) (8th), singer Courtney Love (9th), and actress Lara Flynn Boyle (news), who was derided for turning
up to an awards show dressed as a ballerina.
On the opposite end of Blackwell\'s sharp tongue were the
\"fabulous fashion independents\" of 2003, led by actresses Nicole Kidman (news), Jennifer Garner (news), Diane
Lane (news) and Salma Hayek (news), and talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey (news).
Just who does
this Blackwell think he is? Liberace or somethin\'?
Holmes
In her
\"Simple Life\" show she wore a lot of Juicy Couture which is very cute and very in style.
I
don\'t think \"Simple Life\" has made it here yet (I\'m sure it will), but Paris has worn some very sexy
clothes at times. She\'s also worn some shockers at times. She\'s lucky enough to have a body she can use to get
away with some of them and look great.
...a pitty she wears so much make up and is such a poser.
Her make up,
hair extensions and way too dark spray on tan is a bit much. She also doesn\'t seem to know when it is not
appropriate to wear some of her skimpier stuff, but she does have some great club wear.
If she subbed
for Christina, would anyone notice?
Holmes
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If she subbed for Christina, would anyone
notice?
Holmes
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Paris is more chocolate brown where
Christina is more carrot orange.
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I don\'t think \"Simple Life\" has made it here
yet (I\'m sure it will), but Paris has worn some very sexy clothes at times. She\'s also worn some shockers at
times. She\'s lucky enough to have a body she can use to get away with some of them and look great.
...a pitty
she wears so much make up and is such a poser.
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Hey Mr. Bundy,
first post in more than 5 months! Welcome Back man! How was your travelling experience?
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Her make up, hair extensions and way too dark spray
on tan is a bit much. She also doesn\'t seem to know when it is not appropriate to wear some of her skimpier
stuff, but she does have some great club wear.
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Getting out of a
car without panties takes technique though. She doesn\'t have it.
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Just who does this Blackwell think he is? Liberace
or somethin\'?
Holmes
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There are similarities. <g>
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Hey Mr. Bundy, first post in more than 5 months!
Welcome Back man! How was your travelling experience?
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Hey
dude, [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Had an absolute ball!!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
It\'s awesome getting a better perpective on a country and
it\'s people you previously only had snapshots of through friends, movies , news, books and whatever.
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Her make up, hair extensions and way too dark spray on tan is a bit much. She
also doesn\'t seem to know when it is not appropriate to wear some of her skimpier stuff, but she does have some
great club wear.
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Getting out of a car without panties takes
technique though. She doesn\'t have it.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> It\'s so heart-warming
to know that even a socialite/debutante can be a skank. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Her make up, hair extensions and way too dark spray on tan is a bit much. She
also doesn\'t seem to know when it is not appropriate to wear some of her skimpier stuff, but she does have some
great club wear.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Getting out of a car without panties takes
technique though. She doesn\'t have it.
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Now that I can do with
grace. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Her make up,
hair extensions and way too dark spray on tan is a bit much. She also doesn\'t seem to know when it is not
appropriate to wear some of her skimpier stuff, but she does have some great club wear.
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Getting out of a car without panties takes technique though. She
doesn\'t have it.
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Now that I can do with grace.
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pics?
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Or better yet,
vids?
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Paris is more chocolate brown where Christina is
more carrot orange.
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Give \'em both the same sunless
and--bada-bing, bada-boom!--they\'re interchangeable.
Holmes
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Hey Mr. Bundy, first post in more than 5 months! Welcome Back man! How was
your travelling experience?
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Hey dude,
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Had an absolute ball!!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
It\'s awesome getting a better perpective on a country and
it\'s people you previously only had snapshots of through friends, movies , news, books and whatever.
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Where did you go?
Oh, and welcome back!
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