When deep in discussion with a close friend of mine, Simon the Sayer of Things, we happened upon this delicious dillemma - a fundemental fix finding form as philosophy of pheromones...

All the usual splattergore flew forth and back, re: the eternal ethics, endemic to we who seek to get stuck in the sack. (with they who look pretty and are few of phallus)

But deeper, deeper we depended... delving past the \"iznt it not fair\"\'s, the \"iznt is dezperate?\"\'s and the old \"I \'eard they smells like Catz piss\"\'s - and into a new place, where TVs don\'t work and people can clean windows with spades...

So here we sat - facing quandarys the size of sizable kumquats - so sizable and kumquattish, that they barely brook mention - but I shall enlighten...

1) Don\'t our natural pheromone signatures have something to do with the reasons we aren\'t overly enamoured to get amorous with those around us that are allied by blood ties? (our simple siblings/parentage/relative relations) - - Thus, could we upset and undermine by attraction those we call family via addition of unnatural pheromones? From what I\'ve heard, rednecks are bad enough, without throwing that there varmint inter the mix.. (squeal like a pig..and so on and so forth)

2) .... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

3) .... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

4) .... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

5) Did I say quandarys? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

I apologise, but when I began this missapropriated missive, I was sure I was in possesion of more than one such point... and I recall many valid points being raised.. (for another day, I suppose)

But anyway, still undecided.. Pheros, fair and true... or deceit and comedy timing? Tish and Fipsy of course.. I shall still be placing my order. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

As for those who dislike alliteration, I have this to say:

....

Steve

P.S. Honestly, I\'m not a Jackass. It\'s all Simons fault.