A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some
milk, eggs, a carton of juice and a package of bacon.

As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man
standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on
the belt and states with assurance, \"You\'re obviously single.\"

The woman looks at the four items and, seeing nothing unusual
about them, says, \"That\'s right. How on Earth did you know?\"

He replies, \"Because you\'re ugly.\"


(I\'m sorry, I\'m sorry, I\'m sorry-OK?)

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