When driving home lateone night a man approaches a stop sign at an intersection on a road in the middle of nowhere, so instead of stopping he decides to slow down to about 10 just in case, and then zip on through the intersection. Well today there is another car, it\'s a police car.
He gets the usual \"lic. and reg.\" questions and the officer tells him he\'s getting a ticket for a rolling stop. THe man argues and says that\'s ridiculous as he slowed enough to verify the intersection was clear and proceeded, so it\'s essentially the same thing. The officer objects, saying that it is not the same thing.
After a heated philosophical debate about road safety, and the fact that the cop has had just about enough of this civvie she asks him to step out of the car and proceeds to beat the living s*** out of him.
She then asks the poor guy whether he wants her to stop the beating or merely slow down.

Told to me by an 8 year old......