Yes, it would be nice to have a partner like that. Does it really exist or is it just fantasy?

It was Melmin, by the way. Jeese, Bruce! If you are going to watch cartoons you need to get the names right. What would your kids think?

So, did he love Gloria for so long because she was inaccessible? What happened ten years later?

I hate to think what a cross between a hippo and a giraffe would look like. Wow! That's like a cross between a donkey and a dragoon. In the later case I don't even want to think about their sex life.