Ever wondered what happens when
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]y tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed
your cat.
Sorry!
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[/SIZE]H[COLOR=black
]eard your wife left you,
How upset you must be .
But don't fret about it...
She
moved in with me.
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[B
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]ooking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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C[COLOR=blac
k]ongratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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[B
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]ow could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I[COLOR=black
]'ve always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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[B
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k] must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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[B
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]s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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[B
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]ongratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out
of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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[B
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k]appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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H[COLOR=black
]appy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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[B
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k]hen we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your
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[B
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k]e have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I[COLOR=blac
k]'m so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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C[COLOR=blac
k]ongratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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[B
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k]our friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you
put to sleep.
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S[COLOR=blac
k]o your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's
really good
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