Come clean, you fathered the child,
no telling how many tots are riding elevators right now looking for papa..shame on you.
DCW
Today I mixed up a small
amount of SOE, CS 'rone and A-1. There was plenty of leakage on the pipette and roller top so I wiped it on my
arms, probably 2-3 times my normal dose. A few minutes later I boarded an elevator and spotted a young Japanese
mother and 1.5-2 year old son in stroller. She gave Buddha face but the son went nuts when he saw me. Smiling and
trying to jump out of the stroller and murmuring "papa" repeatedly. The mother was shocked and tried to stop him but
to no avail. During the 32 story descent he never took his eyes off me once nor stopped calling me papa! As she
rolled off into the lobby he still kept smiling and looking at me. She desperately explained he never does such
things and didn't know what came over him. Of course I knew. Too bad it didn't work on her as she was rather cute.
I wouldn't mind helping her make another son or two!
Children are usually shy around me but SOE seems to
open them up quickly, much more quickly than adults! Kids are usually extremely honest and open, not having learned
to filter their responses yet. Sheesh, I just realized 'mones could be very dangerous if a child molester decided
to use them.
"I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi
Come clean, you fathered the child,
no telling how many tots are riding elevators right now looking for papa..shame on you.
DCW
Must have been the rone. I
wonder if A314 users are getting similar hits?
mm lol....guess if you
baby sit you can use it to have the kids behave!! and listen to you for once......then again some perverts will take
advantage of it
Interesting. I had something
like this happend to me a while back when I was wearing about 12" of SOE. I was waiting for a dance class to start
when this couple with their baby in the stroller walked by. Within five seconds the kid (aprox between 1-2yrs) got
really really happy/noisy and playful. The parents were surprised, wondering what got into him.
-SwingerMD
It Don't Mean a Thing if it ain't got that swing. . . . -Duke Ellington
mmmm dude!!!! you should
get into a barney suit and sprray phero all around....get a parttime job going to brithday partys!!!! much better
then a scary clown...and get the hot milfs while your on it
Too bad I don't really like
babies or kids much. Although maybe I could use the barney suit as a ploy to get into the pants of bored housewives.
Imagine the shock of little junior when he finds Barney grindin' momie's lovely lady bumps in the back room.
"I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi
mmmm wouldnt a female feel
so proud of her self for being one of the only ones to bang barney?....hell i new barney was good other then
entertaining little kids..
And I'm imagining husband's reaction if he walked in on something like that...Originally Posted by Gegogi
Image makes
ME shudder.
Gaaaaaah!
The opposite of love isn't hate.
It's apathy.
a book called "sperm wars" (must
read), states 10 % of childrens are not fathered by their
fathers.
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Last edited by chicago; 04-08-2011 at 03:30 PM.
Originally Posted by chicago
Couple is
having trouble conceiving for years; they decide to take a romantic trip to Mexico.
Well surprise, surprise she
pregnant, nine months later the kid come out looking like Juan Valdez, (with the mustache) and
donkey.
DCW
An article on CNN quotes 30% of
children born to married mothers are not fathered by the husband. So a hoe lotta humpin' of lovely lady lumps must
be goin' own. I guess old Barney, the postman, the poolboy and the pizzaboy are all doing their best to propagate
our species. Now that I think of it, I too had a little "accidental" a few years ago. I suspect it was intentional
as her hubby shot blanks for 5 years.
"I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi
ahhh the percentage has
raised cuz of them mones!!!!
I had the same thing happen to me a
few weeks ago, I went out to the local mall and had loads of kids smiling etc at me, the mums and dads were a bit
confused though.
I think i had 3-4 dabs of PI on that day.
Kids KNOW their daddy Geogi
and dont make mistakes when it comes to their parents.Maybe the mom was a former stripper at one of the clubs you
went to gave you a lap dance you "erupted the volcano" a little and Geogi Jr. was conceived?
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