imma take a wild wild guess but

im going to make it short.

Bruce, you bathed on Chikara one morning, went out to buy groceries, you meet Mrs Brad

Pitt(Jennifer Aniston) at store(weird! i know!), she becomes instanly and deeply infatuated with you

, you brought her home , brainwashed her head .... and now she's officially been named Ms

Love Scent who's going to heavily enforce LS products .