After
numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush and John
Kerry each the same letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
They opened the
letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
"S370HSSV-0773H," and signed "Love, Osama."
Kerry was
baffled, so he copied it and mailed it to John Edwards.
Edwards and his advisors had no clue either, so they
sent it to the Democratic National Committee.
Bush was baffled, so he copied it and mailed it to Dick Cheney.
Cheney and his advisors had no clue either, so they sent it to the Republican National Committee.
No one
could solve it, so it went to the National Education Association and then to MIT.
Kerry sent it to Michael
Dukakis who then sent it to Teddy Kennedy.
Bush sent his to the CIA & DIA, which couldn't figure it out
either.
Eventually they both asked Britain's MI6 for help. MI6 cabled back:
"Tell the President and the
Presidential Hopeful that they are looking at the message upside down."
MONDAY! MONDAY! LA LAAAA LA
LA LA LA!
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