Okay guys,
gross story time, but completely true. Really wasn't worth telling, but it fits this thread.
I got bored this
summer, and after reading about how much rone we piss away every day I decided I was gonna try and keep some.
I did some research about how real scientists isolate steroids from urine.
Many of the steroids in urine
are conjugated. This changes the polarity, and makes it a little easier for the body to get rid of. First thing the
labs do is hydrolysis, to break the cojugate, either with enzymes or by heating with acid. Then they put the
solution through a sep-pak, basically a carbon filter. The steroids stick in the carbon. They wash the carbon with
water, get rid of all water-soouble compunds. Then they extract the steroids with ethanol or some other organic
solvent, then let the solvent evaporate, leaving just the steroids.
Now I'm cheap. And I don't have lots of
good chemicals, or sep-paks, ect. I decided to do this all with walmart stuff.
I don't have acids or enzymes, so I
just skipped the hydrolysis step. Rat urine pheromones seem to work straight from the source, why not humans? I put
a bunch of aquarium filter carbon in a plastic bottle, and pissed in it. Let it set overnight till the liquid turned
clear. Then I dumped out the liquid (left the carbon in the bottle) , rinsed with clean water several times. Then I
put some everclear into the bottle, and let that sit overnight. Poured the alcohol (filtered through a paper towel)
into a glass bowl, and let it set for a few weeks to evaporate.
End result, about a teaspoon of thick pale
transparent yellow syrup. It smells like old, stale urine. Useless.
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And no, I never tried putting it on
myself.
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