omg! I am so excited. Some
real scientific stuff at last. Will you guys each keep your own log? Are you going to systematically try the same
people, or will it be randomized?
Oh my. You wouldn't happen to have a control triplet, would you?
My evil twin brother
and I are going to celebrate our birthday in a couple of days. So being as selfless as we are, we are going to do a
phermone experiment for the sake of the L-S community.
Now we are identical in every way except that he
wears his comb over to the right and I wear mine to the left. And I'm a 1/4" longer. Other than that same height
and weight. And I've a nicer disposition.
We are going to the Barnyard Cafe and Dance Emporium. We will be
dressed alike. Blue denim bib overalls, red plaid flannel shirt and matching navy bow ties. And since shoes can
make the man, we will be wearing our Texas Steer work boots from K-Mart.
Now here is where it gets
interesting. I'm going to wear one dab of NPA, 2 drops of AE/m and 2 drops of wagg behind my ears. Covered with
Angel f Men.
He is going the social proof route. He will wear 1 teensy weensy drop of EW, a spray of PCC on
his chest hairs and 2 sprays of Edge/w on his back hair. Covered with Fragrnce Impression of Polo for Men.
We
are both very competitive with each other, be it chicks, auto racing, roping doggies,or even a game of
jacks.
I anticipate a very interesting evening and will keep ya all posted for the sake of science.
omg! I am so excited. Some
real scientific stuff at last. Will you guys each keep your own log? Are you going to systematically try the same
people, or will it be randomized?
Oh my. You wouldn't happen to have a control triplet, would you?
Wait! Stop the presses! You
each must eat identical meals each day for the prior 3 weeks or the differences could be attributed to diet.
And
how do you know that you are 1/4" longer?
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
I don't even know whereOriginally Posted by tounge
to begin to tell you how much is just plain wrong with this scenario. I mean come on. There are 2 of
you?! You're a 1/4 " longer?! How praytell did you arrive at that?!
Barnyard
Cafe?!
Twin Tounges in matching overalls?!
The list of obscenities goes on and on!
Pheromones are not going to help you two knuckleheads. Unless Tallmacky has perfected his "Bovine For Men"
formula.
God Help the Heffers!
"God Help the Heffers!" - I love it. Mind if I steal it for aOriginally Posted by EXIT63
sig?
-Bass
My money is on the evil twin.
With all those women's pheros, he ought to drag every desperate, horny guy out of the woodwork. Heck, the navy bow
tie might drag some other stuff out....
Originally Posted by Friendly1
By Jo your right. Exit 63 is already
inquiring about my brother Buck. I guess he likes um a 1/4 inch less.
I think the women will insist on
getting you both as a set.
Yeah, you 2 are comparingBy Jo your right. Exit 63 is
already inquiring about my brother Buck. I guess he likes um a 1/4 inch less.
penises....And I'm the one who's a homo? Sure.
And his name is Buck! How gay is that?!
Originally Posted by EXIT63
Who said anything about Penises. Shows what's on your mind. Keep away from Buck, He's
homophobic.
Originally Posted by nonscents
I ate Cocoa Peebles and Buck
ate Fruity Peebles with skim milk this morning. Will that make a difference?
ahjeez,Originally Posted by tounge
Thong! Now they've gone and ruined everything.
...... and what happened man ??
did you guys do it?
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