Some of the most

instructive, hilarious, nauseating, downright creepy, and occasionally charming stuff I've seen are the singles ads

online. Very interesting, what guys think will work. Yahoo personals is a fave. Wish I had a dollar for every time

I've seen "financially independent", "moonlit walks on the beach", and "looking for that special lady". Some of the

most amusing have turned out to be guys I actually know f-2-f, the naughty fibbers!

What are your favorite

lines, goyls?