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I\'ve done this aswell, after football

matches - great for relaxation.

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Call it what it is - soccer.

Soccer is 1-0 snoozearamas. Football is 49 to 35 offensive juggernauts. Soccer is 5\'4\" 135 lb. twinkly toes

running around in satin shorts. Football is 6\'4\" 330 lb. behemoths beating the hell out of each other as blood

runs out their ears. Soccer is David Beckham\'s new hair style. Football is Joe Theisman\'s femur sticking out

of his jersey. Soccer is Irish thugs burning, raping, beating, looting and talking incoherently. Football is

Buffalo fans throwing snowballs. (Okay, so you got us beat in the fan department.)