Quote Originally Posted by koolking1 View Post
My uncle

kept a drawer next to his side of the bed locked up tight. On thier 30th anniversary my aunt said to him, "look,

it's been 30 years, can you now at least let me know what's in there?" He relented and finally opened it for her

inspection. She saw 3 golf balls and a large pile of cash in the drawer and asked for an explanation. He told her

that he was sorry but that each golf ball represented his screwing some other woman. My aunt thought about it for a

moment, "guess that isn't so bad, 3 women in 30 years" but, "what about all that cash?" "Well", he said, "everytime

I accumulated a dozen golf balls I sold them".
Good one !