Why would a blind man need
sunglasses?
And I know the answer.... La La La La La, but I won't tell *shhhhh* My mouth is closed
(hint).
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth,
he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses,
how should he express himself?
Stay tuned for the answer (9 April 05), so you can rate your
IQ. I know there's going to be cheaters, 'cause not everyone got out of the first grade without cheating!
But, do not use the internet search engines to find the answer ... use yer brain.
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Why would a blind man need
sunglasses?
And I know the answer.... La La La La La, but I won't tell *shhhhh* My mouth is closed
(hint).
I got it too, no clues CB!
Ha! Ha, CB! Cheaterrrrrrrr!! I know you used the net ... fess up ... tell the truth,Originally Posted by culturalblonde
shame the devil!
So you think you've got'tit, eh Capitano? Well.....
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
9 reviews, 2 replies ... hmmmmm
someone's afraid to test their IQ, eh?
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
In every riddle, and that
was kind of a riddle, the answer is usually in it.
And don't call me a cheater or you are going to get it
Nope, was just asking. And be careful, I could be in need of itOriginally Posted by culturalblonde
Then how about ...
Jack rode across the bridge, but yet he walked?
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Hmm... is the blind man also mute?
<grin>
Phasers on stun; good luck, Kirk out.
Proper nouns are
capitalized. Throw me another bone.
The only thing worserer than aOriginally Posted by culturalblonde
Cuturalblonde is ... a smart Culturalblonde!
Guess this riddle stuff is only new to me!
What.............................................. ....ever!
Hey Gerund! When you get out?
What's been up wit'cha!?
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Yep, was recently paroled. They
said they were over quota on left-handed, albino eskimo pipe-welders.
Phasers on stun; good luck, Kirk out.
Mobes, I think this must be a
trick question. The sun wouldn't get into a blind mans eyes. But if he wanted a pair anyway, maybe he'd have his
seeing eye dog point to them.
Blind people often wear sunglasses
to hide their non-shifting eyes.
Honestly, it's even part of the stereotype.
I have no idea what the
answer is. I've never been good at these.
Oh, now, all of a sudden,
everyone's trying to make me feel good by acting like ya don't know the answer, too!
I'm not the only one!?
Thanks!
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
What's his native language?
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
Wait a minute, I just realized
all blind guys don't have seeing eye dogs;but they all have the white cane, so I he'd use the white cane to tap
out a Morse Code message to the shop keeper.
This thread's getting scarier by
the minute.
Phasers on stun; good luck, Kirk out.
Either that, or someone's reeeeeeally trying to make me feel better forOriginally Posted by Gerund
not knowing the answer!
I guess I will post the answer domani, just in case they're not putting me on.
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
His pet parrot
would do the talking.
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
I don't get it. He could try
asking the guy...or he could just act like he was putting them on. I don't think the latter is wrong, but
that's what the trick question is trying to get you to say when blind people can just ask for the sunglasses.
It's like the, "Say milk five times fast. Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk. What do cows drink?"
Again, it's
another trick question that is actually true. Ironically, the fact that people drink milk should be the shocking
thing...seeing as milk is made for calves. It's verbal slight of hand. You focus on one thing while you miss the
painfully obvious.
How about:
How many of each animal did Moses take with him on the arc?
If a rooster lays
an egg on a roof, which side will it roll down?
An international flight crashes on the US-Canadian border with
passengers from both countries. Where do you bury the survivors?
A man has 6 women, and I take two. How many do I
have?
I'll give you the simplest version of this. Tell me what color font the following words are written in.
Say them out loud as soon as you see the words:
Green
Blue
Orange
Yellow
What did you say? Did you say, "Green,
Blue, Orange, Yellow"? Did you say, "Green" and then smack yourself in the forehead? Did you say, "Gre--Blue?"
Did you take your time and say, "Blue, Red, Purple, Green"?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
By the
way, there's only one word in the English language that ends in "mt". Without cheating, what word is it?
Polly want some sunglasses!Originally Posted by Holmes
Polly want some sunglasses!
The parrot belongs to the
one-eyed guy with the hook, but I guess he could borrow him for a little shopping spree, if he really knew the guy
well.
But I dreamt up another way he could get his sunglasses. Since the mute guy already has a working
relationship going with the shopkeeper, he could just send him to the store for them.
Top the the morning ta yous!
Thank God! Tis Friday!
ANSWER: He just opens his mouth and asks for the sunglasses.
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
For real?
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
<Holmes>Originally Posted by Holmes
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Such aOriginally Posted by DumLuc
classy way to answer my question... (I say that because that's something I would do, so of course I
think it's classy)
Thank-you, Pancho, I thought you
might get a kick out of that.
And now that I know the blind guy can just ask for the sunglasses, I don't have
to worry about teaching him how to order via the internet.
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