A completely new person?

[Gegogi]

"So, when I come back to school, I

want girls to look at me a completely differently, like I am a new person. I know if I get a good body, that will

help a lot, but I need a pheromone to make me look like a completely new person."

Hmm, transformation of your

mind sounds like the ticket if you want to be a "completely new person." Working on your personality, social skills

and education will get you much further in the long run than being buff or pheromones enhanced. That doesn't mean

you shouldn't look and smell good, but women aren't as visual as guys and really get off on witty conversation,

sensitivity and romance.

[Sacogoo]

Mancho,

Here is several

surefire ways to make the hotties flock to you:

1. Learn to play guitar. Electric guitar. (Chicks dig rock

stars.)

2. Grow your hair long. (Chicks dig long hair.)

3. Get a motorcycle. (Chicks dig bad boys on

bikes.)

4. Win the lottery. (Chicks dig money.)

5. Try out for a reality TV show and make the final

cut. (Chicks dig guys on tv.)

6. Become a professional athlete. (Chicks really dig famous, rich guys who

are in good shape. Hockey and baseball players are the most desired because they got better butts than other

athletes.)

A hot bod doesn't even come into play most times when chickies are cruising for beef. Hell, one

of my college roommates was a short, scrawny, broke dirtbag, but he laid more pipe than Wabashaw Plumbing. More

than me, and I had a pretty good bod back then. However, he had long ass hair, played bass in a rock band, and

drove a motorcycle. Three or four times the amount of ass that I got. Pissed me off to no end too, as I'm

thinking that I look 30 times better than that scrawny, malnourished bum, and he's nailing really smoking biscuits

all the time. But he had three of the six "requirements" to getting mucho trim.

Now listening to: Supreme

Beings of Leisure's "Supreme Beings of Leisure"