LOL, ah, the

price of fame. True, there is more to me than just ink and paint. Well, now that I think about it, that IS all

there is to me.

The dog\'s character\'s name was Porkchop, but his real name\'s Bowser J. Ruff-ington III.

He had a MAJOR attitude: always late to the set, off on smoke breaks, and humping poodles of ill-repute in his

trailer. He recently got out of rehab and shares a dog house with Robert Downey Jr., the last I heard.

As for

the \'mones, do you think they\'ll work on Patti? Maybe I should bribe the artist to give her some nostrils.




Whoo-hooo, just got the order shipment confirmation as I typed this.