I love Fred\'s more recent work with Limp Bizkit.
When did he dump Wilma anyway?
Holmes
I love Fred\'s more recent work with Limp Bizkit.
When did he dump Wilma anyway?
Holmes
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When did he dump Wilma?
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She kept burning his pterodactyl burgers, and he had enough. A man
deserves to have a nice dinner when he gets home from hunting Tyrannosaurus\'s all day.
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She kept burning his pterodactyl burgers, and he had enough. A man deserves to have a nice dinner when he gets
home from hunting Tyrannosaurus\'s all day.
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That\'s just
what he tells people, the truth is somewhat more sinister.
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She kept burning his pterodactyl burgers, and he had
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That\'s just what he tells people, the truth is somewhat more sinister.
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Does the truth involve Betty?
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She kept burning his pterodactyl burgers, and he had enough. A man
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That\'s just what he tells people, the truth is somewhat more sinister.
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Does the truth involve Betty?
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and Barny. Did
you never watch the late night edition?
Didn\'t Wilma try pass Dino off as sweet and sour pork after she caught Fred in a menage with the
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Didn\'t Wilma try pass Dino off as
sweet and sour pork after she caught Fred in a menage with the Rubbles?
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I still have
nightmares.....
Let me just say that I know the true story on this. Wilma was feeling frustrated because Fred was at
work and out bowling with Barney so much, so she took solace in using the elephant\'s trunk (you know, the one
that\'s always standing outside to use for showers and such). She began to love the elephant more than Fred, and
he could never satisfy her anymore. This led to impotence, so he dumped Wilma, created a rock and roll band, and
used the performance high to get aroused and have sex with groupies after the shows. Wilma went to Nymphomaniacs
Anonymous where she found out that sex was a beautiful act to be performed between two people...so she went over to
Barney and Betty and had a three-some. She figured, \"Two, three what\'s the difference?\" In the end,
everyone ended up happy, and Barney has worked on a children\'s TV show for the past many years as a purple
dinosaur. It\'s really a beautiful story at the end, isn\'t it?
It was a cartoon.
Reminds me of Xuxa....
The Lesbian Warrior Princess? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Holmes
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