pheromones in a gaybar

[Ash]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If

things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?

[Elana]

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Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the

way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?

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Not once have

you mentioned french fries [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[franki]

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Yeah, now we\'re

talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the way back to your

place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?

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Not once have you mentioned

french fries [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


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freedom fries! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Ash]

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Yeah, now we\'re

talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the way back to your

place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?

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Not once have you mentioned

french fries [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


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I got ya covered Elana. That\'s why I was asking about the Wizz. Fries and Cheese Wizz.

Doesn\'t get any better than that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Am I the Man or what?

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[Sacogoo]

piero

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Might i suggest some tortellini alla

crema di panna e prosciutto, and a Filetto al pepe verde, with a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet 1997?

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Dude?! You went with a Burgundy over a Barbaresco with that food?! (And

I\'m assuming that you went with the pinot versus the chard, as the prosciutto might be a bit too much for the

chard.) I might have even gone with a Alsace Gerwurztraminer if you wanted to stay with a White rather than the

chard, and I hope that you finished the meal off with a nice grappa.

I mean, really, a frog wine with that hard

core whop meal? Sacrilege!

[Elana]

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I might have even gone with a Alsace

Gerwurztraminer if you wanted to stay with a White rather than the chard

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My all time favorite white....Trimbach Gewurztraminer

[Elana]

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I might have even gone with a Alsace Gerwurztraminer if you wanted to stay

with a White rather than the chard

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My all time favorite

white....Trimbach Gewurztraminer

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But I don\'t buy it

anymore.....cuz......well.....for obvious reasons. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Sacogoo]

Ash writes:


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Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a

Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?



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Jesus - you are a suave dog. My high brow evening outs usually

consist of letting her have her pick of two items from the bus station vending machines on the way to the charge by

the half hour motel.

[Elana]

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Ash writes:
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Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go

well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?

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Jesus - you are a suave dog. My high brow evening outs usually consist

of letting her have her pick of two items from the bus station vending machines on the way to the charge by the half

hour motel.

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You need take some lessons from Ash. He once let me

super size.

[Elana]

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Ash writes:
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Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on

the way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?

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Jesus - you

are a suave dog. My high brow evening outs usually consist of letting her have her pick of two items from the bus

station vending machines on the way to the charge by the half hour motel.

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You need take some lessons from Ash. He once let me super size.

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AND he picked up the whole tab that time.

[Holmes]

I generally

prefer the Werzerkdizeimer over the Barbarino, especially with Whoppers and pommes frites.

Pass the

Champipple.


Holmes

[Elana]

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I generally prefer the Werzerkdizeimer over the

Barbarino, especially with Whoppers and pommes frites.

Pass the Champipple.


Holmes

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Holmes....I may need you for some work on a friends computer. I have a

feeling that you would be very helpful. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Sure thing. I\'ll bring the blowtorch.

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Holmes

[pieroilfiero]

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piero writes:
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Might i suggest some tortellini alla crema di panna e prosciutto, and a

Filetto al pepe verde, with a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet 1997?

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Dude?! You went with a Burgundy over a Barbaresco with that food?! (And I\'m assuming that you went with the

pinot versus the chard, as the prosciutto might be a bit too much for the chard.) I might have even gone with a

Alsace Gerwurztraminer if you wanted to stay with a White rather than the chard, and I hope that you finished the

meal off with a nice grappa.

I mean, really, a frog wine with that hard core whop meal? Sacrilege!

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I\'ve a thing for burgundy wines, and frogwines in general...

Oh

yeah, In my house in sicily, I still have a few of the 20 bottles of Chateau D\'Yquem (various years) that were

bought at an winery bankrupt auction sale...you know one of them things the tribunal sells all your stuff for

auction when your business is bankrupt..

for the price of 20000 lire each 10 years ago (about 12.5 dollars each

if i remember the change rate from back then right) Sell em now, they\'d have made about 1000 euro each (1250$

give or take a few), if only most of them hadn\'t been pissed out already...

[Ash]

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Ash writes:
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Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on

the way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?

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Jesus - you

are a suave dog. My high brow evening outs usually consist of letting her have her pick of two items from the bus

station vending machines on the way to the charge by the half hour motel.

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You need take some lessons from Ash. He once let me super size.

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AND he picked up the whole

tab that time.

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I\'m pretty sure it was the Cheese Wizz that

got her \"in the mood\" though. That and my power tool collection.

*sigh*

[Ash]

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Sure thing.

I\'ll bring the blowtorch. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


Holmes

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[Sacogoo]

piero

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I still have a few of the 20 bottles of

Chateau D\'Yquem

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Yaquem is for wussies. I\'ve got a small

vertical of Chateau Rieussec that would kick the ass out of Yaquiem any day. (Pride and joy is a 1988 that still

has about 35 years before I even think of cracking that bastard open.)

And I personally enjoy the French stuff,

but you can\'t deny a quality Barbaresco, a quality Chianti Classico, or, if you want to piss away big coin, a fat

Barolo. Italian wines are some good stuff, and I just can\'t even envision serving that menu with a Burgandy.

(Maybe that\'s just me.)

[pieroilfiero]

Yeah,

but, you\'re underestimating a fact...

I -am- italian. I live -in- italy. Wineyards that produce the best

chianti are 100-200 miles from me. The barolo, 400-600ish miles I\'d say Even the best italian 60$ bottle

(perfectly wonderful mind you) doesn\'t have the same effect you get when bringing on the table some french 60$

bottle. The neighbour\'s grass is always greener, they say.

[Sacogoo]

Dig.

[pieroilfiero]

And how

could you forget the king of italian wines?! If i had to pick between only italian wines for that meal, it would be

no doubt a Brunello di Montalcino

[tallmacky]

Holy cocks

Batman!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

This thread has even gone gayer than I can

handle, and I am the resident straight man who acts completley, flamboyantly, gay. You all should be ashamed of

yourself for trying to take my pretty pink crown.[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] pieroilfiero and

Sacogoo, are you two trying to one up eachother, \"Ohhh my Gawd, you silly goose you just aren\'t listenings to

me! Hello, use Barbaresco you skinny bitch!\" Damn I am poor the closet thing I have had to any wine is 5 day old

grape juice, that was sitting on the counter too long....yes that is my blue collar showing...gotta problem?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

.....and stop making me go to

www.dictionary.com and looking up half of the words.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Wanna\' impress, eh? Just flash your goodies that is the only

thing that seems to work with this woman.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Sacogoo]

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Just flash your goodies that is the only thing that

seems to work with this woman...

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Woman? Woman?! This has gone

far beyond initial attraction impressions my young neophyte oenophile. This has to do with one-upmanship in

appellation knowledge. The woman herself has already entered the fray with her interjection of Gewurzt experience.

She has transcended the initial perception of being an object in which to vie for, and has stepped upon the stage

as an actor equal to the task of competing for the lead role in our little off-off-Broadway play (e.g. - Why one

should typically go with a Armangac verusus a Cognac at the VS level; why it is inherent sacrilege to served a

Burgandy with an Italian meal versus a Tuscan (and, piero, please - the King of all Italian wines is the Gaja

Barolo, with 1995 being superb, although every year seems to be another blockbuster for Gaja\'s epic

creations).

So, Miss Macky, if you wish to take back your flamboyantly tacky costume jewelry tiara and brooch

which designates you as falsetto queen of the love-scent forum, you will have to pierce both ears, wear silver

hoops, put on a little eye liner, a black leather jacket, swill down the fermented Welches and step up to the

proverbial plate swinging a Magnum sized bottle (or larger - Oh my Gawd, much larger my little plaything!) of Cordon

Rouge!

And, actually, wine talk is anything but faggy. I mean, if we were talking about coordinating our

wardrobe while drinking appletini\'s, yeah, thats queensville, however, wine talk is as manly as it can get. A

man\'s man\'s manly, if you know what I mean.

[einstein]

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And, actually, wine talk is anything but faggy. I

mean, if we were talking about coordinating our wardrobe while drinking appletini\'s, yeah, thats queensville,

however, wine talk is as manly as it can get. A man\'s man\'s manly, if you know what I mean.

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A man\'s man\'s manly is cheap whiskey or mass produced beer. Jim

Beam is far more masculine than any fruit-derived drink.

[Sacogoo]

einstein

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A man\'s man\'s manly is cheap

whiskey or mass produced beer.

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Yeah, if you\'re Archie Bunker.

If you\'re able to achieve a little more sophistication than PBR, Black Label or Old Crow than a true man can sit

down to any meal and confidently order the perfect wine with any meal. (And by no means is the wine to be

differentiated from the meal itself. It is a part of the meal, and a part of each part of the meal.)



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Jim Beam is far more masculine than any

fruit-derived drink.

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Au contraire mon frere. A cocktail is just

as important as the wine, and also, subsequently, the apertif. But no more important mind you. Yes, a nice lowball

or two of Mac 12 or Johnnie Gold as a precursor to the meal is just as introspective as is the choice of wine for

the particular dish. A true man\'s man would understand the value and perception of such.

Sure, slapping the

cap off a bottle of Beam and passing it around the campfire after a day at the hunt is quite appropos, but so is

being able to confidently order the right glass of appropriate Pinot Grigio for the crab cocktail. It all has a

place.