Questions to JVK

[Sacogoo]

Elana writes:


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I\'ll let you know. First send me the picture by

email and I will tell you what I think.

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Malcolm, the reigning

monarch of love-scent pornography, once again ensnares a helpless, unsuspecting victim. It\'s sweaty, hulking

figure shakes and quivers in anticipation of adding yet another pipino to it\'s ever growing collection. Pictures

of pipinos, both limp and erect, now cascade out of the smoke filled computer room and down the hallway walls.

Ashes from it\'s Swisher Sweet cigarello fall indescriminantly onto it\'s bulbous pot belly that jiggles with

glee as it types it\'s evil, duplicitous requests out to the hapless, foolish, desperate fools.

Every now and

then, a muffled sob eminates from the heating registers. Malcolm\'s thick, cracked lips curl in an malicious grin

as it thinks about Steve chained in the baby pool and what pleasures/horrors that lie ahead for him tonight. It

shifts it\'s bloated, corpulent body away from the computer terminal. The computers monitors dull glow

illuminates a long, pink translucent object. Malcolm\'s hand grasps the 30\" double dong that it affectionately

calls \"The Mule\", and it slowly, awkwardly heads towards the stairs leading to the basement and the baby pool.

The stairs creak under Malcolms mass, and Steve lets out a muted scream from behind the mask and ball as he hears

the sound knowing that Malcolm has once again come to call.

[Bottle]

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Elana writes:
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I\'ll let you know. First send me the picture by email and I will tell you

what I think.

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Malcolm, the reigning monarch of love-scent

pornography, once again ensnares a helpless, unsuspecting victim. It\'s sweaty, hulking figure shakes and quivers

in anticipation of adding yet another pipino to it\'s ever growing collection. Pictures of pipinos, both limp and

erect, now cascade out of the smoke filled computer room and down the hallway walls. Ashes from it\'s Swisher

Sweet cigarello fall indescriminantly onto it\'s bulbous pot belly that jiggles with glee as it types it\'s

evil, duplicitous requests out to the hapless, foolish, desperate fools.

Every now and then, a muffled sob

eminates from the heating registers. Malcolm\'s thick, cracked lips curl in an malicious grin as it thinks about

Steve chained in the baby pool and what pleasures/horrors that lie ahead for him tonight. It shifts it\'s

bloated, corpulent body away from the computer terminal. The computers monitors dull glow illuminates a long, pink

translucent object. Malcolm\'s hand grasps the 30\" double dong that it affectionately calls \"The Mule\", and

it slowly, awkwardly heads towards the stairs leading to the basement and the baby pool. The stairs creak under

Malcolms mass, and Steve lets out a muted scream from behind the mask and ball as he hears the sound knowing that

Malcolm has once again come to call.

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[RasheedHamok]

sacogoo who

wants to read that long message. you are not funny so stop it. stop trying to be all cool. i am cool with the ladies

too.

you are still funny but you just try to act all cool but you funny you make my belly hurt.

[Icarus]

Dear God,

Sacagoo... don\'t remind me of my plight.

Steve (aka the Man in the Iron Pants)

[Ash]

Elana is really

Malcolm and Fran1 is Larry? Larry who? And who the hell is this Rasheedweeb poser?

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[fran1]

First I am not

Larry. and If elana is Malcom, please spit to him. that is very nasty for a men to try to be a women.


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The best is to

forget all the incident now.
I know that the pipino has the fault, but please

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img], dont lie with this things. Really are serious.

[fran1]

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Well I am laughing until dead. I am telling you

that I am ( 6 foot or 1 meter 85 centimeters) and my other size is like 18 cm(normal size for all mens).
The funny

part is that men look it me there and then they get like jelaous(treat me bad)I remenber that a group of rapers with

a DJ when they look me they get that look that amazing then like an strange animal, they stop to sing and rap for 10

seconds and they begin to rap and sing again, the womens there were only looking my pipino, gays want it to see, and

I put an angry face and then they dissapear, but womens get like stupid and nervous mix(like in the air DIHL

look)even the womens when I pass away they look me in the back and follow me few steps.
The thing here is that I

want to see their eyes look my face not my pipino, but they look me like someone that is superior, dont want it to

look you directly in the eyes.
When the womens become to speak, they speak in double sense, like : I want

fudge,([censored]). She have sense(sex). etc and many other words that they repeat twice.
Before using this, I was

running like crazy almost 1 hour in the morning, and only drinking water, until 11 am.
I am eating healthy salads,

etc.
In other post I will tell you some people that try to be next to me and the kind of food and conversation that

they were having.

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I repeat an history that happen to me.

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[tounge]

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Elana is really Malcolm

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]Oly Sheet! I know a Malcolm from a BDSM club I used to hit in

Fort Lauderdale. I\'ve been had. She\'s a dude. All this time I thought she was some freckled faced,ponytailed

redhead. I\'ve probably met the guy. What a small world. Who will help my poor little pipino now?

[Sacogoo]

Rash writes:


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you are still funny but you just try to act all

cool but you funny you make my belly hurt.

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If you think your

belly hurts, think about the discomfort Steve must feel after an hour long session with Malcolm and \"The

Mule.\"

[tounge]

Yes! Especially if

he\'s the guy I know from the S&amp;M club. Man, could he wing a horse tail whip. And he was a wizard with nipple

clamps.

[fran1]

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[Icarus]

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All this time I thought she was some freckled

faced,ponytailed redhead.

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Elana? Gentlemen prefer............

[Sagacious1420]

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All this time I thought she was some freckled faced,ponytailed redhead.



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Elana? Gentlemen prefer............

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Fishnet bodysuits...oh wait, you meant blondes.

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[Icarus]

those too.

[Sexyredhead]

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Elana is really Malcolm

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">ELANA

IS MALCOLM!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]Oly Sheet! I know a Malcolm from a BDSM club I used to hit in

Fort Lauderdale. I\'ve been had. She\'s a dude. All this time I thought she was some freckled faced,ponytailed

redhead. I\'ve probably met the guy. What a small world. Who will help my poor little pipino now?

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Elana is blonde. The freckle-faced, ponytailed redhead is moi.

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[Icarus]

I\'ve not see

little Moi around recently. How\'s her hair-lip?

Steve

[Elana]

Is it just me that

misses Fran1? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
He hasn\'t been around today and I really feel

empty without him and his lovely pipino. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[fran1]

Well me and mine

Pipino are back.
We are going to strike back again.
Please ladies, answer this questions:
1)When you see a pipino

that you like it, and you call the owner of that marvelous pipino. Do you like that he begin to talk dirty to you or

that he send you something really heavy by the email?
2) When you are in a public place( a lot of people), and you

see the pipino you like it, would you like it to try it in the same moment that he tell you \"please come that I

want to show you something\" without know him?

Ladies please begin, and be honest.

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[Sexyredhead]

1. no

2. no

[fran1]

How about the way

Clinton does.....
Putting the pant off so fast that you can not even have time to think.......and see the pipino

out.
And there are you alone with the Pipino.
What you will do?
A) Try the pipino (quickie)
b) Escape with the

eyes open and your hand in your face(nightmares in the night blaming the pipino)
C) slap in the face and call the

police (the flash pipino case)
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[Elana]

A) Yes
B) Cobalt

Blue
C) Peanut butter

[fran1]

Choose one.....


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[fran1]

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How about the way Clinton does.....
Putting the

pant off so fast that you can not even have time to think.......and see the pipino out.
And there are you alone

with the Pipino.
What you will do?
Choose One......A&lt;B&lt;C

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
A) Try the pipino (quickie)
b) Escape with the eyes open and

your hand in your face(nightmares in the night blaming the pipino)
C) slap in the face and call the police (the

flash pipino case)
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Choose one A&lt;B&lt;C

[Bottle]

yawn

[fran1]

Ladies only....All

for the science.

[Elana]

I choose A

[Bottle]

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Ladies only....All for the science.


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yadda yadda

[Elana]

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yawn

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Hi sweetie....why aren\'t you asleep? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Bottle]

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yawn

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Hi sweetie....why

aren\'t you asleep? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I should be...I\'m a little drunk as usual....its bank holiday so went out with the lads

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listening[er reading] to the same ol crap from Fran1 is

sure getting me there LOL [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[fran1]

Ok Ok
you

too...Choose one....A&lt;B&lt;C bottle.
I make you happy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]