That reminds me of
Cabbage.
In a world where
pheromones rule...lies a place where people gather together to discuss pheromone-related issues or just shoot the
breeze...it was a quiet, happy place until the arrival of...
The Thread Killa
The Thread Killa makes
random comments that have no relevance to the topic at hand and completely ends any more discussion on the thread.
He is more dangerous than a thread hijacker who takes the discussion off course and completely away from the
previous subject. He doesn\'t add to threads; he destroys them.
Pancho: The Thread Killa
Watch out
for this dangerous and vile creature as your thread may be next!
Unsuspecting Forum Member: I just broke up with
my girlfriend. Any advice on what pheromones I should use to get back in the game?
Pancho: Ahhh, yes, the
memories of lost love...I remember a time when I was young and naive...a more innocent time....
(4 paragraphs
later)
In fact, I wrote a rap about it:
My name is Pancho and I\'m here to say...
(I\'d never make a rap
that started that way [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img])
(3 paragraphs later)
...in conclusion,
you should definitely do this thing...or the other thing...hell, you can do anything. Just do it, man,
because...well...you should do something. Yeah.
Oh, the hell with it. Here\'s some relevant Seinfeld
quote for your enjoyment:
Jerry (\'taking a dive\' and blowing his act): and what\'s the deal with
cancer?
Audience member: I have cancer!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
There is no way you
can ever even think of anything relevant, helpful, or even coherent after the endless babble of the Thread
Killa...there\'s just nothing to say after his endless rants. In fact, this thread may end with 0 additional
posts just describing the Thread Killa\'s mindless babble...
The most dangerous aspect of the Thread Killa is
his ability to destroy the momentum of a thread. Let\'s take an example:
Elana: Yes, I just love that scent on
a man!
Pancho: Yes, I remember that scent. It reminds me of when I killed 14 people and hid them under my bed.
I then attached strings to them like puppets and performed a rather risque version of Oklahoma. The place
was sold out for three weeks. Yeah, that\'s a nice scent.
That\'s enough to take the wind out of the sails
of any thread. What evil tactics made by the Thread Killa...
The Thread Killa...killing a thread near
you!
What Forum members are saying about the Thread Killa:
PheroGuru: I can\'t stand when I\'m talking
about mixing AE, TE, SOE, WAGG, PI, EW, and Pheros (buy Pheros today!!! It is one of the greatest
products ever!) into an ultimate mega-mix and the Thread Killa ends it by talking about how he tried to mix
everything he had once and he had his ex-gf punch him in the face while getting hit on by endless men and hitting
the gym with a guy named Bubba...it\'s just not something I want to hear about.
RangerJoe: I don\'t know
about threads, but he better not start any forest fires.
Golem: Precious...
You\'ve heard it here,
folks! Avoid the Thread Killa at all costs!
That reminds me of
Cabbage.
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