The Rise, Fall, Subsequent Rise then Tearing Down

[Icarus]

...of Digby, Lord of McBassardom.

Ok. Time for the bad thoughts....

I am leaving in about 30mins

to meet a girl that I have to tell point blank that I am not interested.

She has been \'stalking\' (endless

phonecalls, text messages, emails - even though I never gave her any of these numbers) me for the past 4 months now.

I decided that enough was enough when she started calling my home number (even at odd times of the night) so I

agreed to meet her.

I have to be blunt, but pleasant. I can\'t help but feel bad.

Steve

[Holmes]

What fun.

Is she your number one fan?


Holmes

[Sexyredhead]

Be blunt, but with tact. If that does\'t work, be rude. I have a feeling if she\'s been

obsessed for this long with no encouragement that she may not get the message whatever you say.

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[Pancho1188]

Cool! I want a stalker!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Oh, that\'s

right, you have to be cool to have people obsess over you...nuts.

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Buy her a kebab!

[Icarus]

NOW SHE\'S CALLING THE SHOTS?

Phonemessage: Hey hun im running late,typical woman. can we make it

8.x [sic]


Is she trying to shift the balance of power?

Steve

[DZorro]

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NOW SHE\'S CALLING THE

SHOTS?

Phonemessage: Hey hun im running late,typical woman. can we make it 8.x [sic]


Is she trying to shift

the balance of power?

Steve

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I want a stalker too, just bang

her good [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


DZorro,

[Icarus]

Trust me, you don\'t.

It\'s all very flattering and amusing at first, but it\'s gotten out of

hand.

It\'s not like she\'s ugly or anything, but I simply could not bring myself to sleep with her. Not in

a million years.

Steve

[Sexyredhead]

Maybe she\'s thinking \'date\'. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Bottle]

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Buy her a kebab!

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that\'l do it...keep the Sprite for yourself though

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[Pancho1188]

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NOW SHE\'S CALLING THE

SHOTS?

Phonemessage: Hey hun im running late,typical woman. can we make it 8.x [sic]


Is she trying to shift

the balance of power?

Steve

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If she is, it\'s

impossible.

The person who does not care is the one who has all of the power. You made it clear you do not care

about this person...then no matter what she does, she can\'t touch you if you don\'t care.

Not caring always

wins.

[Elana]

Thanks a lot Ssssssst! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
You have to post our

personal business on a public forum?
Don\'t even try to pretend like you aren\'t interested in

me!
Stalking?? Give me a break! I see the way you look at me when you see me peering through your windows.

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[Icarus]

For the last time! Stop calling here! I AM NOT \'YOUR SNOOKLEY WOOKLEY

SNUKKUMS!\'

Also, well done on getting high enough to see in my window.

(that\'s determination)



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Steve

(I wish this girl was half the chica that you is

Lil E)

[DrSmellThis]

You could always use Ted Nugent\'s method for geting out of the draft (except I can\'t say

what that was. You\'ll have to do a forum search).

[Icarus]

Okey dokey... I\'m going now.

Listen out for the Karmic explosion in about 1 and a half

hours.

Steve

[Holmes]

I already heard it. Oh, that was mine.


Holmes

[DZorro]

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Okey dokey... I\'m going

now.

Listen out for the Karmic explosion in about 1 and a half hours.

Steve

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If she\'s too much for you, just send her over to me, and i\'l leash her for you

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DZorro,

[DZorro]

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Okey dokey... I\'m going

now.

Listen out for the Karmic explosion in about 1 and a half hours.

Steve

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Oh and what kind of mones are you currently using ??
I want a stalker too

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DZorro,

[Sexyredhead]

There\'s an idea. Wear lots of -none and intimidate the hell out of her.

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[DZorro]

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There\'s an idea. Wear lots of -none

and intimidate the hell out of her. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Or maybe it will turn her on more

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DZorro,

[Bottle]

just think right about now he\'s prob confronting her



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[Elana]

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just think right about now he\'s prob

confronting her

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Change the word \"confronting\" to \"doing\"

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[franki]

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[Pancho1188]

He should try the \"Tallmacky Maneuver\":

\"I\'d love to go out with you, but you\'d just

cost so much more than my right hand...and if I get tired of you, I couldn\'t morally be with someone else...but

with my right hand I can easily switch to my left...there\'s just no comparison...it won\'t nag me when I look

in the mirror while I\'m doing it or if I watch sports 24/7 or if I go to sleep right afterwards...it\'s a match

made in heaven.\"

Jihad, jigga what?!?!?

[tallmacky]

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He should try the \"Tallmacky

Maneuver\":

\"I\'d love to go out with you, but you\'d just cost so much more than my right hand...and if I

get tired of you, I couldn\'t morally be with someone else...but with my right hand I can easily switch to my

left...there\'s just no comparison...it won\'t nag me when I look in the mirror while I\'m doing it or if I

watch sports 24/7 or if I go to sleep right afterwards...it\'s a match made in heaven.\"

Jihad, jigga

what?!?!?

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[EXIT63]

I don\'t know about Scotland but over here you can get a restraining order so by law she can\'t

contact you or come within 500 feet of you. We call it THE ELANA RULE.

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[CptKipling]

Should we be getting worried? It must have been a while now...

Could she have him tied up

somewhere...again. Elana, leave the poor bastard alone [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

I\'m sorry to have to tell everyone like this...but Ikey didn\'t make it...

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] She ate him alive... You always hear about it being possible, but

you never actually believe it until it happens. Poor, poor Ssssssst...

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[CptKipling]

Without salt? Barbaric.

[Elana]

I have his pinky bone stuck in my throat.

[Icarus]

Ok... Ok....

Christybollox, but that was messy.

In the endup, she stormed out.. Leaving a middle

aged couple across from us looking on with a mixture of bemusement and disgust.

I waited a little (out of

courtesy) then told it to her straight.

Ouch, but did that hurt the \'imaniceGUY!\' part of my

subconscious.....

Give me hugs and stuff.. tell me I\'m not a total Beeeastardo.

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Steve