What fun.
Is she your number one fan?
Holmes
...of Digby, Lord of McBassardom.
Ok. Time for the bad thoughts....
I am leaving in about 30mins
to meet a girl that I have to tell point blank that I am not interested.
She has been \'stalking\' (endless
phonecalls, text messages, emails - even though I never gave her any of these numbers) me for the past 4 months now.
I decided that enough was enough when she started calling my home number (even at odd times of the night) so I
agreed to meet her.
I have to be blunt, but pleasant. I can\'t help but feel bad.
Steve
What fun.
Is she your number one fan?
Holmes
Be blunt, but with tact. If that does\'t work, be rude. I have a feeling if she\'s been
obsessed for this long with no encouragement that she may not get the message whatever you say.
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Cool! I want a stalker!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Oh, that\'s
right, you have to be cool to have people obsess over you...nuts.
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Buy her a kebab!
NOW SHE\'S CALLING THE SHOTS?
Phonemessage: Hey hun im running late,typical woman. can we make it
8.x [sic]
Is she trying to shift the balance of power?
Steve
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NOW SHE\'S CALLING THE
SHOTS?
Phonemessage: Hey hun im running late,typical woman. can we make it 8.x [sic]
Is she trying to shift
the balance of power?
Steve
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I want a stalker too, just bang
her good [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
DZorro,
Trust me, you don\'t.
It\'s all very flattering and amusing at first, but it\'s gotten out of
hand.
It\'s not like she\'s ugly or anything, but I simply could not bring myself to sleep with her. Not in
a million years.
Steve
Maybe she\'s thinking \'date\'. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Buy her a kebab!
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that\'l do it...keep the Sprite for yourself though
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NOW SHE\'S CALLING THE
SHOTS?
Phonemessage: Hey hun im running late,typical woman. can we make it 8.x [sic]
Is she trying to shift
the balance of power?
Steve
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If she is, it\'s
impossible.
The person who does not care is the one who has all of the power. You made it clear you do not care
about this person...then no matter what she does, she can\'t touch you if you don\'t care.
Not caring always
wins.
Thanks a lot Ssssssst! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
You have to post our
personal business on a public forum?
Don\'t even try to pretend like you aren\'t interested in
me!
Stalking?? Give me a break! I see the way you look at me when you see me peering through your windows.
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For the last time! Stop calling here! I AM NOT \'YOUR SNOOKLEY WOOKLEY
SNUKKUMS!\'
Also, well done on getting high enough to see in my window.
(that\'s determination)
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Steve
(I wish this girl was half the chica that you is
Lil E)
You could always use Ted Nugent\'s method for geting out of the draft (except I can\'t say
what that was. You\'ll have to do a forum search).
Okey dokey... I\'m going now.
Listen out for the Karmic explosion in about 1 and a half
hours.
Steve
I already heard it. Oh, that was mine.
Holmes
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Okey dokey... I\'m going
now.
Listen out for the Karmic explosion in about 1 and a half hours.
Steve
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If she\'s too much for you, just send her over to me, and i\'l leash her for you
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DZorro,
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Okey dokey... I\'m going
now.
Listen out for the Karmic explosion in about 1 and a half hours.
Steve
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Oh and what kind of mones are you currently using ??
I want a stalker too
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DZorro,
There\'s an idea. Wear lots of -none and intimidate the hell out of her.
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There\'s an idea. Wear lots of -none
and intimidate the hell out of her. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Or maybe it will turn her on more
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DZorro,
just think right about now he\'s prob confronting her
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just think right about now he\'s prob
confronting her
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Change the word \"confronting\" to \"doing\"
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He should try the \"Tallmacky Maneuver\":
\"I\'d love to go out with you, but you\'d just
cost so much more than my right hand...and if I get tired of you, I couldn\'t morally be with someone else...but
with my right hand I can easily switch to my left...there\'s just no comparison...it won\'t nag me when I look
in the mirror while I\'m doing it or if I watch sports 24/7 or if I go to sleep right afterwards...it\'s a match
made in heaven.\"
Jihad, jigga what?!?!?
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He should try the \"Tallmacky
Maneuver\":
\"I\'d love to go out with you, but you\'d just cost so much more than my right hand...and if I
get tired of you, I couldn\'t morally be with someone else...but with my right hand I can easily switch to my
left...there\'s just no comparison...it won\'t nag me when I look in the mirror while I\'m doing it or if I
watch sports 24/7 or if I go to sleep right afterwards...it\'s a match made in heaven.\"
Jihad, jigga
what?!?!?
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I don\'t know about Scotland but over here you can get a restraining order so by law she can\'t
contact you or come within 500 feet of you. We call it THE ELANA RULE.
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Should we be getting worried? It must have been a while now...
Could she have him tied up
somewhere...again. Elana, leave the poor bastard alone [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
I\'m sorry to have to tell everyone like this...but Ikey didn\'t make it...
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] She ate him alive... You always hear about it being possible, but
you never actually believe it until it happens. Poor, poor Ssssssst...
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Without salt? Barbaric.
I have his pinky bone stuck in my throat.
Ok... Ok....
Christybollox, but that was messy.
In the endup, she stormed out.. Leaving a middle
aged couple across from us looking on with a mixture of bemusement and disgust.
I waited a little (out of
courtesy) then told it to her straight.
Ouch, but did that hurt the \'imaniceGUY!\' part of my
subconscious.....
Give me hugs and stuff.. tell me I\'m not a total Beeeastardo.
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