Wheeeeeeeeeeeres FTR?

[Phantom]

I miss all her

crazy swinger stories, her foot fetish adventures, c**k worship story lol. I miss her raw, dominating energy, her

vibrant, optomistic personality and her uncontrolable sexual prowess. Anyone talk to her???? I wuv u FTR

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[Pancho1188]

She\'s my

neighbor... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] She came to borrow a cup of sugar once...I asked if

she was sweetening some coffee, and she said that it wasn\'t what it was for but who...after I also lent her some

chocolate syrup, a spatula, rubber gloves, and a folding table...well, I don\'t want to know what was going on

over there...

[Elana]

I talk to her

all of the time. She lurks here so you can write her a message or email her at

askftr@love-scent.com

[Pancho1188]

Oh, and I

asked her out once but she told me that no ridiculously pale, skinny, freckled boy with a nice-guy image and lyrical

obsession could possibly satisfy that estrogen-oozing vixen who\'s an expert with the magic stick. I\'m not

sure what that meant, but I think I was insulted... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Elana]

She would eat

you alive

[franki]

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Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Pancho1188]

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Isn\'t that the point?

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Seriously, though, she wouldn\'t eat me alive. Women like

her wouldn\'t even come near a guy like me. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] I\'ll be dead

before I even get close to a girl like FTR, Elana, SRH, or Kari...I seem to remember a similar

conversation...

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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. You and those girls

aren\'t in the same circle.
Pancho: Not the same circle, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain\'t no ballpark

either. Look, maybe you got a shot at some of those other girls, but you touchin\' those ladies\' feet, you and

them ain\'t the same ballpark, ain\'t the same league, ain\'t even the same f*ckin\' sport.
Pancho: Have

you ever gotten a woman like that?
Jules: Don\'t be tellin\' me about gettin\' women - I\'m the chick

f*ckin\' magnet.
Pancho: Gotten a lot of \'em?
Jules: Sh*t yeah. I got my technique down man, I don\'t mess

around or nothin\'.
Pancho: Have you ever gotten a girl for a friend?
Jules: F*ck you.
Vincent: How

many?
Jules: F*ck you.
Pancho: Would you get me a girl like that? I\'m kinda dorky.
Jules: Man, you best back

off, I\'m gittin\' pissed.

[Phantom]

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I talk to her all of the time. She lurks here so

you can write her a message or email her at askftr@love-scent.com



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Thats cute [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] lol

[EXIT63]

hump

[MOBLEYC57]

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I wanna humphertoo, Exit! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[EXIT63]

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humphertoo

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Weren\'t they a 1 hit wonder back in the late 70s?

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[Pancho1188]

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Elana\'s right, she\'s eating me alive!!! Help

me!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gulp*

......................

[Icarus]

apparently, you

made a tasty starter.

[EXIT63]

Who\'s the

entree?