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    Default Re: A Special Message For The Women

    So

    start towing the line ladies!

    Always remember this! [b] <font color=\"red\"> MAN IS KING!</font>

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    Why

    is this in the Humor section? Shouldn\'t this be in Health or something?

    Steve

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    Renegade....you are a piece of work. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    I

    like...arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

    I take

    that to mean....Throw him down on the bed. Rip his clothes off and talk really dirty to him.

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    now

    thats a more acceptable acting housewife in my opinion! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] i hate

    cleaning, but random acts of sex are always fun

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    I

    posed this article to educate you women on how to properly treat a man.

    Throwing a man on the bed and screwing

    him is only a small piece of the puzzle. The rest has to fall in place as well.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    By

    chance are you related to Tounge? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    I posed this article to educate you women on how to

    properly treat a man.

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Thank you for your concern, but I am doing

    just fine.

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    I

    follow one important rule:

    \"It\'s my duty to please that booty...\" --- Shaft

    Damn right...

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    </font><blockquote><font

    class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    I posed this article to educate you women on how to properly treat a man.



    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Thank you for your concern, but I am doing just fine.

    <hr

    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    But you\'d be doing a lot better if you were to follow the advice in

    that piece to a tee. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    </font><blockquote><font

    class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    I posed

    this article to educate you women on how to properly treat a man.

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    Thank you for your concern, but I am doing just fine.

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    But

    you\'d be doing a lot better if you were to follow the advice in that piece to a tee.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    Can I get you a

    glass of wine, Renegade? Don\'t worry about the white specks floating on top of your glass.

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Can I get you a glass of wine, Renegade? Don\'t

    worry about the white specks floating on top of your glass.

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    now thats a more acceptable acting housewife in my

    opinion! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] i hate cleaning, but random acts of sex are always fun



    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    What do you think of the rest of the article apple?

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    She

    already told you. She hates cleaning

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    I\'m glad I\'m not a woman because I\'d probably try all of that stuff to please the opposite sex...



    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] *gullible* [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    I\'m glad you\'re not a woman too.


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    BBB is

    happy he is just the way he is

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    I

    have some bad news...BBB dumped me... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I was just a short joy-ride

    in the cross-country motorcycle trip of life... I\'ll never forget the times we had on his hog...but they\'re

    over now...must..stay..strong...where\'s the crying emoticon when you need it!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

    Oh, the horror...

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    I have some bad news...BBB dumped me...

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I was just a short joy-ride in the cross-country motorcycle trip

    of life... I\'ll never forget the times we had on his hog...but they\'re over

    now...must..stay..strong...where\'s the crying emoticon when you need it!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

    Oh, the horror...

    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\">

    I AM SO, SO SORRY!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
    I had no idea.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
    You will find a man much better than BBB. You just sit tight. I

    know that you will find another piece of meat even bigger and better than BBB. His lose

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    I\'m glad you\'re not a woman too.



    <hr

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    I\'m not sure what that means, but thanks.

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    </font><blockquote><font

    class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    I have some bad news...BBB dumped me...

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I was just a short joy-ride in the cross-country motorcycle trip

    of life... I\'ll never forget the times we had on his hog...but they\'re over

    now...must..stay..strong...where\'s the crying emoticon when you need it!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

    Oh, the horror...

    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\">

    I AM SO, SO SORRY!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
    I had no idea.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
    You will find a man much better than BBB. You just sit tight. I

    know that you will find another piece of meat even bigger and better than BBB. His lose

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    BBB will be my

    only true male love...I guess it\'s back to the ol\' female team...

    (Note: Seinfeld scene slightly

    modified)

    Biker Bob: He went back? What do you mean he went back?

    BBB: He went back.

    Biker Bob: I don\'t

    understand it. You were having such a great time, the sex, the motorcycling.

    BBB: Well here\'s the thing. He

    wasn\'t really gay, he just really liked me as a person. How can I possibly keep being with him when I can never

    \'be\' with him?

    Biker Bob: You can\'t. That\'s why they lose very few players.

    BBB: Yeah, I guess I

    never really stood a chance.

    Biker Bob: Well there\'s always a place for you, on our team.

    BBB: Yeah.

    (teary-eyed) Thanks.

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
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    She already told you. She hates cleaning

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    Well sh!t! That isn\'t the whole article is it?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] I want her opinion. I didn\'t ask for yours!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    I\'ll kick

    your ass too

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Why is this in the Humor section? Shouldn\'t

    this be in Health or something?

    Steve

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    I think it belongs in

    the womens forum. Not humor. It\'s all good practical advice.

    Really!

    These are all things that good wife

    should do. Period. End of story.

    You broads need to know your place.

    All right...The one about staying out

    all night is a bit much. But the rest of that stuff is right on!

    And notice the picture. She\'s wearing high

    heels, she\'s over a hot stove, and she has a pleasant smile on her face.

    This is where we should be. Where

    have we gone wrong! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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    Promise???? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] You like the rough

    stuff huh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Come over here! I\'ll show you rough.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    And notice the picture. She\'s wearing high

    heels, she\'s over a hot stove, and she has a pleasant smile on her face.


    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\">

    That\'s me...but I am the more modern version. I don\'t wear a skirt. I am either in my

    Brazilian jeans or G-string while I am bent over the stove cooking for my man.

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    </font><blockquote><font

    class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Why is this in the Humor section? Shouldn\'t this be in Health or

    something?

    Steve

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


    I think it belongs in the womens forum.

    Not humor. It\'s all good practical advice.

    Really!

    These are all things that good wife should do. Period.

    End of story.

    You broads need to know your place.

    All right...The one about staying out all night is a bit

    much. But the rest of that stuff is right on!

    And notice the picture. She\'s wearing high heels, she\'s

    over a hot stove, and she has a pleasant smile on her face.

    This is where we should be. Where have we gone

    wrong! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]


    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



    Excellent post Exit63. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] All of your points are dead on!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    where\'s the crying emoticon when you need

    it!

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    Will this due?



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