So
start towing the line ladies!
Always remember this! [b] <font color=\"red\"> MAN IS KING!</font>
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
So
start towing the line ladies!
Always remember this! [b] <font color=\"red\"> MAN IS KING!</font>
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
Why
is this in the Humor section? Shouldn\'t this be in Health or something?
Steve
Renegade....you are a piece of work. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
I
like...arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
I take
that to mean....Throw him down on the bed. Rip his clothes off and talk really dirty to him.
now
thats a more acceptable acting housewife in my opinion! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] i hate
cleaning, but random acts of sex are always fun
I
posed this article to educate you women on how to properly treat a man.
Throwing a man on the bed and screwing
him is only a small piece of the puzzle. The rest has to fall in place as well.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
By
chance are you related to Tounge? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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I posed this article to educate you women on how to
properly treat a man.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Thank you for your concern, but I am doing
just fine.
I
follow one important rule:
\"It\'s my duty to please that booty...\" --- Shaft
Damn right...
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I posed this article to educate you women on how to properly treat a man.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Thank you for your concern, but I am doing just fine.
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But you\'d be doing a lot better if you were to follow the advice in
that piece to a tee. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
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I posed
this article to educate you women on how to properly treat a man.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Thank you for your concern, but I am doing just fine.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
But
you\'d be doing a lot better if you were to follow the advice in that piece to a tee.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Can I get you a
glass of wine, Renegade? Don\'t worry about the white specks floating on top of your glass.
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Can I get you a glass of wine, Renegade? Don\'t
worry about the white specks floating on top of your glass.
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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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now thats a more acceptable acting housewife in my
opinion! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] i hate cleaning, but random acts of sex are always fun
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What do you think of the rest of the article apple?
She
already told you. She hates cleaning
I\'m glad I\'m not a woman because I\'d probably try all of that stuff to please the opposite sex...
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] *gullible* [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
I\'m glad you\'re not a woman too.
BBB is
happy he is just the way he is
I
have some bad news...BBB dumped me... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I was just a short joy-ride
in the cross-country motorcycle trip of life... I\'ll never forget the times we had on his hog...but they\'re
over now...must..stay..strong...where\'s the crying emoticon when you need it!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Oh, the horror...
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I have some bad news...BBB dumped me...
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I was just a short joy-ride in the cross-country motorcycle trip
of life... I\'ll never forget the times we had on his hog...but they\'re over
now...must..stay..strong...where\'s the crying emoticon when you need it!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Oh, the horror...
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class=\"post\">
I AM SO, SO SORRY!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
I had no idea.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
You will find a man much better than BBB. You just sit tight. I
know that you will find another piece of meat even bigger and better than BBB. His lose
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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I\'m glad you\'re not a woman too.
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I\'m not sure what that means, but thanks.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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I have some bad news...BBB dumped me...
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I was just a short joy-ride in the cross-country motorcycle trip
of life... I\'ll never forget the times we had on his hog...but they\'re over
now...must..stay..strong...where\'s the crying emoticon when you need it!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Oh, the horror...
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
I AM SO, SO SORRY!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
I had no idea.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
You will find a man much better than BBB. You just sit tight. I
know that you will find another piece of meat even bigger and better than BBB. His lose
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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BBB will be my
only true male love...I guess it\'s back to the ol\' female team...
(Note: Seinfeld scene slightly
modified)
Biker Bob: He went back? What do you mean he went back?
BBB: He went back.
Biker Bob: I don\'t
understand it. You were having such a great time, the sex, the motorcycling.
BBB: Well here\'s the thing. He
wasn\'t really gay, he just really liked me as a person. How can I possibly keep being with him when I can never
\'be\' with him?
Biker Bob: You can\'t. That\'s why they lose very few players.
BBB: Yeah, I guess I
never really stood a chance.
Biker Bob: Well there\'s always a place for you, on our team.
BBB: Yeah.
(teary-eyed) Thanks.
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She already told you. She hates cleaning
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Well sh!t! That isn\'t the whole article is it?
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] I want her opinion. I didn\'t ask for yours!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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I\'ll kick
your ass too
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Why is this in the Humor section? Shouldn\'t
this be in Health or something?
Steve
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I think it belongs in
the womens forum. Not humor. It\'s all good practical advice.
Really!
These are all things that good wife
should do. Period. End of story.
You broads need to know your place.
All right...The one about staying out
all night is a bit much. But the rest of that stuff is right on!
And notice the picture. She\'s wearing high
heels, she\'s over a hot stove, and she has a pleasant smile on her face.
This is where we should be. Where
have we gone wrong! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
Promise???? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] You like the rough
stuff huh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Come over here! I\'ll show you rough.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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And notice the picture. She\'s wearing high
heels, she\'s over a hot stove, and she has a pleasant smile on her face.
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class=\"post\">
That\'s me...but I am the more modern version. I don\'t wear a skirt. I am either in my
Brazilian jeans or G-string while I am bent over the stove cooking for my man.
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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Why is this in the Humor section? Shouldn\'t this be in Health or
something?
Steve
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I think it belongs in the womens forum.
Not humor. It\'s all good practical advice.
Really!
These are all things that good wife should do. Period.
End of story.
You broads need to know your place.
All right...The one about staying out all night is a bit
much. But the rest of that stuff is right on!
And notice the picture. She\'s wearing high heels, she\'s
over a hot stove, and she has a pleasant smile on her face.
This is where we should be. Where have we gone
wrong! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Excellent post Exit63. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] All of your points are dead on!
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where\'s the crying emoticon when you need
it!
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Will this due?
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