Girls, ever wonder how to tell whether your man is coming or going? You\'re in that zone between

commitment and adios with your boyfriend? Well, here are some of the top ten indicators psychologists have pegged

as signs that your relationship is on the rocks:





1) He breaks up with you.

2) He doesn\'t love

you anymore.

3) He stays out late into the night, comes home smelling of perfume, and he\'s been having sex

with another woman.

4) You ask him if you\'re fat and he says \"Yes. But I don\'t care because I\'m

dumping you, bitch.\"

4) You need to consult relationship checklists to determine whether you\'ve got a

stable relationship or not.

5) You have a long history of stupidity and retardation.

6) He says \"hey

honey, take this relationship test.\" Wink wink. \"Bitch.\"

7) You\'re a loser. You\'re a bad, bad

person and can\'t do anything right. It\'s all your fault.

8) You can\'t tell the difference between men

and women.

9) You ask him \"are you breaking up with me?\" and he says \"yes.\"

9.5) You\'ve lost

certain portions of your brain.

10) You don\'t have a boyfriend.