Slip of the tongue

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Here are eleven

actual comments made by sports commentators that I\'m sure they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting

commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: \"This is Georgiana from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning

during her warm up and it was amazing.\"

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: \"This is really a lovely

horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.\"

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:

\"the lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in

front of the similar one in back.\"

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: \"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my

mother and father.\"

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: \"Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in

boxing - but none of them really that serious.\"

6. Baseball announcer: \"If history repeats itself, I should

think we can expect the same thing again.\"

7. Basketball analyst: \"He dribbles a lot and the opposition

doesn\'t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.\"

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race

1988: \"Ah, isn\'t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox of the Oxford crew.\"



9. Metro Radio, College Football: \"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It\'s like they\'ve got eleven Dicks on the

field.\"

10. The Nebraska Corhuskers had two Peter brothers playing 1st string. KFAB Omaha, NE Radio

Commentator and now the Peters are in.:

11. US Open TV Commentator: \"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is

playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have

I just said?\"

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