These may

not be true, but they are amusing. Enjoy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


In Lebanon, men are

legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male

animal is
punishable by death.


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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine

a woman\'s
genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them
during the examination. He may only see

their reflection
in a mirror.


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Muslims are banned from looking at the

genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The organs of
the deceased must be covered with a brick or

piece of
wood at all times.

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is

decapitation.


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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the

countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
Reason:

Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.


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In Hong

Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare
hands.

The husband\'s lover, on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner

desired.

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
but only in

tropical fish stores.

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with

her
husband, and the first time! this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the

act.

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a

woman and her daughter at the same time.

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell

condoms from vending
machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending machine only \"in

places where
alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on

the
premises.\"

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull

30
times its own weight and always falls over on its right
side when intoxicated.

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

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An

ostrich\'s eye is bigger than it\'s brain.

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Starfish don\'t have

brains.

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Turtles can breathe through their butts.