What a women really wants

[Gossamer_2701]

What A

Woman Really Wants...Good Story With A Moral
>
> Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by

the
> monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could
> have killed him but was moved by

Arthur\'s youth and
> ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as
> long as he could answer a

very difficult question.
> Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and,
> if after a

year, he still had no answer, he would be
> put to death.
>
> The question?....What do women

really want?
> Such a question would perplex even the most
> knowledgeable man, and to young

Arthur, it seemed an
> impossible query. But, since it was better than death,
> he accepted

the monarch\'s proposition to have an
> answer by year\'s end.
>
> He returned to his kingdom and

began to poll everyone:
> the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the
> court jester.

He spoke with everyone, but no one
> could give him a satisfactory answer.
>
> Many people

advised him to consult the old witch, for
> only she would have the answer.
>
> But the

price would be high; as the witch was famous
> throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she


> charged.
>
> The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no
> choice but

to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer
> the question, but he would have to agree to her price
>

first.
>
> The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most
> noble of the

Knights of the Round Table and Arthur\'s
> closest friend!
>
> Young Arthur was

horrified. She was hunchbacked and
> hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewerage,
>

made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered
> such a repugnant creature in all his life.
>


> He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure
> such a terrible burden, but

Lancelot, learning of the
> proposal, spoke with Arthur.
>
> He said nothing was too big of a

sacrifice compared to
> Arthur\'s life and the preservation of the Round Table.
>
>

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered
> Arthur\'s question thus:
>
>

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in
> charge of her own life.
>
>

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch
> had uttered a great truth and that Arthur\'s

life would
> be spared.
>
> And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur
>

his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful
> wedding.
>
> The honeymoon hour

approached and Lancelot, steeling
> himself for a horrific experience, entered the
> bedroom.

But, what a sight awaited him. The most
> beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on
>

the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had
> happened.
>
> The beauty replied that since

he had been so kind to
> her when she appeared as a witch, she would
> henceforth, be her horrible

deformed self only half
> the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
>
> Which

would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or
> night?
> Lancelot pondered the predicament. During

the day, a
> beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at
> night, in the privacy of his

castle, an old witch? Or,
> would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day,
> but by

night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy
> wondrous, intimate moments?
>
> What would

YOU do?
>
> What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice
> before you scroll

down below. OKAY?
>
>
>
>
>
> Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave


> Arthur to his question, said that he would allow HER
> to make the choice herself.
>


> Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be
> beautiful all the time because he had

respected her
> enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
>
> Now....what is the moral to this

story?
>

>
> The moral is.....
>
>
>
>
> If you don\'t let a woman have

her
> own way....things are going to get ugly.

[OCP]

Yes, it is

true.

[MOBLEYC57]

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Yes, it is true.

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And all will be safe...soooooooooooooo very true!

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[Pancho1188]

While

she\'s at it, she can be in charge of my life, too...I\'m tired of thinking.

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Just as long as she doesn\'t take all of my money, that

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