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    This is the best

    lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the
    >century!
    >
    >A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a

    box of very rare and expensive cigars,
    >and then insured them against fire among other things.
    >


    >Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and
    >without yet having made even

    his first premium payment on the policy, the
    >lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim,

    the lawyer
    >stated the cigars were lost \"in a series of small fires.\"
    >
    >The insurance company

    refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the
    >man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The

    lawyer sued ...and
    >won!
    >
    >In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company

    that
    >the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated, nevertheless, that the lawyer
    >held a policy from the

    company in which it had warranted that the cigars
    >were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them

    against fire,
    >without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was
    >obligated to pay the

    claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal
    >process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and

    paid $15,000 to the
    >lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the \"fires.\"
    >
    >
    >NOW

    FOR THE BEST PART
    >
    >
    >After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on


    >24 counts of ARSON! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the
    >previous case being used against

    him, the lawyer was convicted of
    >intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in


    >jail and a $24,000 fine.
    >
    >This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal


    >Lawyers Award Contest.
    >
    >
    >ONLY IN AMERICA!
    >NO WONDER THE WORLD THINKS WE\'RE NUTS!!


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    This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal


    &gt;Lawyers Award Contest.


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    ONLY IN AMERICA!


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    I don\'t believe for

    a second it was a true story. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    Hey, they made a

    country song out of it, so it must be true. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    Oh Elana....

    you are such a party-pooper [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I personally don\'t believe 99% of

    those email stories, but I dofind them very amusing... especially first thing in the morning

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    Oh please...me and my

    www.snopes2.com will get ya everytime.

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