Senator dies

[bivonic]

While walking down the

street one day, a female senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by

St. Peter at the entrance. Welcome to Heaven,\" says St. Peter. \"Before you settle in, it seems there is a

problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts you see, so we\'re not sure what to do with

you.\"
\"No problem, just let me in,\" says the lady.
\"Well, I\'d like to, but I have orders from higher

up. What we\'ll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend

eternity. \"Really, I\'ve made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven,\" says the senator. \"I\'m sorry but we

have our rules.\" And with that, St. Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down to Hell. The doors open,

and she finds herself in the middle of a green golf course.
In the distance is a club and standing in front of it

are all her friends and other politicians who had worked with her. Everyone is very happy. They run to greet her,

hug her, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people.
They play a

friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly

guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before she realizes it, it

is time to go.
Everyone gives her a big hug and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up, and

the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for her. \"Now it\'s time to visit Heaven.\" So 24 hours

pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and

singing. They have a good time, and before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

\"Well then, you\'ve spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now, choose the place where you want to spend

eternity.\" She reflects for a minute and then
answers: \"Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has

been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell.\" So Saint Peter escorts her to the elevator, and she

goes down, down, down to Hell.
Now, the doors of the elevator open, and she is in the middle of a barren land

covered with waste and garbage. She sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in

black bags.
The Devil comes over to her and lays his arm on her neck. \"I don\'t understand,\" stammers the

senator. \"Yesterday I was here, and there was a golf course and club, and we ate lobster and caviar and we danced

and had a great time. Now there is a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends look miserable.\" The Devil looks

at her, smiles and says, \"Yesterday we were campaigning. Today, you voted for us!\"

[Rakesh]

Know this one with bill

gates. Devil\'s final line is \"that was a demoversion\"

[DrSmellThis]

This is hilarious,

just seeing the title of the thread when clicking on the humor forum link!


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