dancing dork

[apple]

ok seems im going clubbing

this weekend... honestly i havent been to a dance club in years o_O and even when i went normally it was gay bars

cause most of my friends were gay and i felt safer cause i wouldnt get hit on (well ok women hit on me but i just

admitted i was straight and they never pushed anything) [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I cant

dance! I mean maybe i can but i dont wanna feel like a fool. any serious sites for dancing tips? I dont wanna look

like a total ass... also i dunno what to wear. my friend tol me to wear my black mesh top (acctual metal mesh kinda

chainmail but not quite, its light and backless) with heeled black boots, a black mini skirt and fishnet

stockings... is this too slutty? or what? ahhh i feel like such a knob... i should have kept up my clubbing so id

know what to do [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[SwingerMD]

First of all what type

of dance club are you going to? What type of dancing is going to be there? In the clubs where the majority of the

people there are doing variations on the \"bump\'n\'grind\", it\'s all about attitude and originality. Do

whatever you feel like doing with the music that\'s playing and don\'t give a sh!t about what you\'re

dancin\' even though you\'ll cringe if your friends tape your dancin\' and show it to you later. You slip.

You fall. Well, hey you just created a new move! Done it myself plenty of times.

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For clubs that are feature swing, salsa, tango, or any other

partner dances it\'s more structured, but once you can do \"the basic\" that these dances are structured around

you\'ll do fine on the social floor (you might not be able to do \"flashy\" moves but those tend to require more

room that what you\'ll have on the social floor).

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<font color=\"blue\"> -SwingerMD

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[Icarus]

yup.

Put some music

on in your house, and dance in front of a mirror.

Once you have stopped laughing/crying, try again.

Keep

going until what you see doesn\'t embarrass you.

Steve

[bundyburger]

What steve said.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

...and what was the link to that dance ideas site with \"The

Lawnmower\", \"The Sprinkler\" etc?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elana]

IMHO either you got that

natural rhythm...or you don\'t.

If you don\'t, then your only choice is to not worry about a damn thing, and

have fun with your goofy dancin self. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elana]

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...and what was the link to that dance ideas site with \"The Lawnmower\",

\"The Sprinkler\" etc?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/in

dex2.html [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elana]

Even if you can\'t

dance you can still learn to impress your

date.

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]

[Elana]

For you experts. apple,

don\'t even attempt these

moves

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]

[EXIT63]

Do what I do...Don\'t

move your feet. Just kinda rock back and forth and side to side. And don\'t forget the butter churner. And swing

your arms around... but not to much. You don\'t want to knock anyone down. Or splash their drinks all over

themselves. That\'s a sure way to start trouble. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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[Holmes]

When in

doubt...

DO THE BABA BOOEY! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]


Holmes

[Elana]

or light your partners

hair on fire. It smells nice.

[Elana]

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Do what I do...Don\'t move your feet. Just kinda rock back and forth and

side to side. And don\'t forget the butter churner. And swing your arms around... but not to much.

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I bet you look just too cool for words.

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[EXIT63]

Wait til you see me do

\"The Hamster\". [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elana]

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Wait til you see me do \"The Hamster\".

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Wooooo You are

getting me hot [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[EXIT63]

Don\'t discount the

effectiveness of the butter churner. Works better than mones. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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Do what I do...Don\'t move your feet. Just kinda rock back and forth and

side to side. And don\'t forget the butter churner. And swing your arms around... but not to much. You don\'t

want to knock anyone down. Or splash their drinks all over themselves. That\'s a sure way to start trouble.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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When I was teaching, I used to tell my students to just put on some

boogie music at home, and let \'er rip. (In addition to practicing the exercises that I taught them &lt;g&gt



Just boogying for a period of time, every day that you can, will help you get fluid and teach you how to use

space. You will also become more graceful in your daily movements, and more confident. You\'ll be amazed at the

steps you come up with, by yourself.

If you want to get fancy... there are some aerobic dance vids and CDs with

club choreographies available. Some are done by rap groups, or professional dance troups. You can pick up some

simple steps that look GOOOOOOOOD.

You are a young, together woman, Apple. I suspect that yoru biggest obstacle

is that you just aren\'t comfortable, yet. I think you could be a BIG hit at the clubs.

[Sexyredhead]

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You are a young, together woman, Apple. I suspect

that yoru biggest obstacle is that you just aren\'t comfortable, yet. I think you could be a BIG hit at the clubs.




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Apple, anybody who uses both \'bumerino\' and

\'thankies\' in the same post is gonna be a dork on the dance floor.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] You can\'t help it. So just go out there and do your thing

and you will find out who your real friends are. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[EXIT63]

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Apple, anybody who uses both \'bumerino\' and \'thankies\' in the

same post is gonna be a dork on the dance floor. You can\'t help it. So just go out there and do your thing and

you will find out who your real friends are.


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Let me get YOU a beer.

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[Sexyredhead]

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Apple, anybody who uses both \'bumerino\' and \'thankies\' in the

same post is gonna be a dork on the dance floor. You can\'t help it. So just go out there and do your thing and

you will find out who your real friends are.


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Let me get YOU a beer.

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[apple]

heehee thanks huge guys.

yeah its mostly cause im not comfortable in club settings, at home i dance around all the time... but ballet moves

probably wont be appreciated at a club, no one wants a foot smacking the back of their head :P

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Sexyredhead]

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heehee thanks huge guys. yeah its mostly cause im

not comfortable in club settings, at home i dance around all the time... but ballet moves probably wont be

appreciated at a club, no one wants a foot smacking the back of their head :P

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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That\'s the

universal sign that you need to get off the dance floor. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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heehee thanks

huge guys. yeah its mostly cause im not comfortable in club settings, at home i dance around all the time... but

ballet moves probably wont be appreciated at a club, no one wants a foot smacking the back of their head :P

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

That\'s the

universal sign that you need to get off the dance floor. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Ah! But a well-placed split can be effective.

[Elana]

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heehee thanks

huge guys. yeah its mostly cause im not comfortable in club settings, at home i dance around all the time... but

ballet moves probably wont be appreciated at a club, no one wants a foot smacking the back of their head :P

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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That\'s the

universal sign that you need to get off the dance floor. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Big time! Stay home and rent a movie.

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[Elana]

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Apple,

anybody who uses both \'bumerino\' and \'thankies\' in the same post is gonna be a dork on the dance floor.

You can\'t help it. So just go out there and do your thing and you will find out who your real friends are.




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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Let me get YOU

a beer. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">You will

have to wait in line, Exit. She will be drunk by the time you get to her. SRH, bottle or draft?

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[Sexyredhead]

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Apple,

anybody who uses both \'bumerino\' and \'thankies\' in the same post is gonna be a dork on the dance floor.

You can\'t help it. So just go out there and do your thing and you will find out who your real friends are.




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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Let me get YOU

a beer. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">You will

have to wait in line, Exit. She will be drunk by the time you get to her. SRH, bottle or draft?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Wooohooo! I

guess I better go give blood this afternoon! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[apple]

hey im going out dancing

anyway, no staying home renting movies. ill just have to try to not look like an ass. dont worry ill keep the ballet

moves at home :P

[Skyy]

\"Dance like nobody is

watching\"

[Bottle]

I love dancing...but I

hate it when I catch someone watching me...sometimes, sometimes I show off..normally when drunk of course

[jago25_98]

Chorophobia is Fear of

Dancing.
I doubt this is you though. It\'s chronic. If I relised dancing would be such a crucial social thing

when I was younger I might have tried it. As it is I\'m totally dogged by my fear.

[Kari]

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Chorophobia is Fear of Dancing.
I doubt this is you though. It\'s chronic.

If I relised dancing would be such a crucial social thing when I was younger I might have tried it. As it is I\'m

totally dogged by my fear.

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... named for Terpsichore, the muse

of dance.