pheromones in a gaybar

[pieroilfiero]

So i put on

a lot of that androstenol musk oil that comes with the newbie packet, it just smells too good (btw, does it come for

sale on its own?) and one spray of pheromax, and go out. I see a pub, and you know, I have a problem with seeing

some colors, so i don\'t pay much attention to banners and stuff. So, i don\'t notice that its a gaybar. Inside,

there\'s two girls sitting at the bar, and a guy sitting at a table.
I go in, hang my coat, take a look around,

flash a smile at one of the girls. They notice me, talk for a bit, and then the other one smiles at me. I walk up to

the bar where they\'re sitting, she smiles at me again, i get a drink, she turns around again an smiles at me.

Then i finally talk to her, say hi, she makes room in the stool next to her to sit.

Not even 5min pass and she

asks me if i\'m gay, and proceeds to explain me that its a gaybar, even though she\'s not lesbian herself but

just comes here cause shes a friend of the owner.

As the evening passes, more people come in the bar and fill it,

and they were mostly eyeing me and lookin at me funny cause i was obviously hitting on a girl, and then so many of

them would come over to where i was sitting, almost rub themselves on me, some obviously trying to hit on me as they

started to talk etc. I ended up with the girl\'s phone #, a promise that we\'ll see eachother again, and a lot

of gay hits...one guy who was coming in with his boyfriend, actually stood up from the table to come say hi to

me...

Anyway, I know i\'m 6\'2\", and i consider myself quite good looking, but I can\'t chalk it all up

to that. I tend to melt the ice after a few minutes im talking with someone, and then i\'m really sociable and

talkative, but until then I\'m normally the

guy-standing-in-a-corner-with-a-book-in-his-hands-who-does-not-looklike-he-wants-to-talk-to-anyone-much-less-to-you.


One other time they had a \"Lesbogay night\" in my favorite pub and i was there, i did not get nearly as many

hits from guys (nor girls). Blame all the a-nol i was wearing?

[bigdog]

Yes. If I only

were nol at bars I too will get gay hits. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

(Not that

there\'s anything wrong with that.)



Holmes

[Ash]

Hell man, you

could have been wearing Scent of Dog\'s Ass and they would have acted the same way toward you. That\'s what

gay\'s do. They rut like bunnies. No boundaries at all. Any port in a storm. Not that there\'s anything wrong

with that.

[dcrew2000]

I\'ve

been hearing that more and more straight girls are frequenting gay bar now...hhhmmm unchartered territory?
Not!!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
I\'ll keep on my side of the fence, your right about gays,

one tried to pick me up one time on a airplane. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Another time I was

at a bar wearing mones and this guy came over and asked me if I would join his group (he might just be a liitle

drunk or maybe he was scounting for a chick) in any event i stood my ground. And don\'t get me started on IM

messages I sometimes get when I\'m working at night.

Don\'t get me wrong I\'m not about

hate.

dcrew2000

[Whitehall]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Hell man, you could have been wearing Scent of

Dog\'s Ass and they would have acted the same way toward you. That\'s what gay\'s do. They rut like bunnies.

No boundaries at all. Any port in a storm. Not that there\'s anything wrong with that.


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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Well, I HATE to be politically incorrect... but the San Francisco bath

houses did start an epidemic of AIDS that claimed the lives of thousands of people, including one of my

coworkers.

Boundaries have their place.

[pieroilfiero]

Well, in

that case, the problem is AIDS\' fault, not the boundaries\' fault itself. I\'m sorry for your friend, as i am

for anyone who dies before their time..

Now for more important question, what do i wear pherowise when i meet

her again? she\'s too hot to just let her slip by

[Pancho1188]

There\'s

a little bit of truth to that. Most straight men wouldn\'t be caught dead in a gay bar, so you have a good shot

at the women there who come with their gay friends. Since being there usually means you\'re gay, women are more

likely to \'get freaky on the dance floor\' or whatever you want to call it because they don\'t think

you\'ll be all over them like cheap cologne.

If you have the guts to show up at a gay bar and hit on women, you

deserve it, man.

In fact, one of my ex-gfs used to go with my frat bro who was gay to rainbow night...and I heard

stories of all the crazy stuff they\'d do... We\'re talking exposing themselves on the dance floor, groping

each other, etc...

Not that there\'s anything wrong with that...

...in fact, I think we\'d all be happier

if we could just all get on the dance floor and have free, uninhibited pseudo-sexual dancing...

...or do we

already have that...

Hmmm...

[oscar]

pieroilfiero,

If I were you, I\'d wear EXACTLY what you were wearing when you met her.
No more, no

less.

If it ain\'t broke, don\'t go tryin\' to fix it!!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Oscar [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Ash]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Well, in that case, the problem is AIDS\' fault,

not the boundaries\' fault itself. I\'m sorry for your friend, as i am for anyone who dies before their

time..

Now for more important question, what do i wear pherowise when i meet her again? she\'s too hot to just

let her slip by

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


Where I live at least a couple of snow skiers

are lost every year cuz they ski under the boundary rope and work their way over to the edge of the cliff that they

accidently fall off of. They probably curse the mountain on the way down.



</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
pieroilfiero,

If I were you, I\'d wear EXACTLY what you were wearing

when you met her.
No more, no less.

If it ain\'t broke, don\'t go tryin\' to fix it!!

Oscar

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


Yup! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[pieroilfiero]

Basing

on what I\'ve read, i\'m kinda dubious about a pure -nol hit, (i remembered that i had used pheromax the night

before, so i was going just with -nol oil), but i guess if its gotten me so far, i\'ll keep on it.

I\'m seein

her again tonight. wish me goodluck =)

[Sexyredhead]

I think a

pure -nol hit is entirely possible, especially if you already have a naturally high -none level. And sometimes all

it takes is letting both of you open up and get to know each other, which -nol is good for.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[oscar]

pof,

Huh?

Wha??
Well then you should try to do a \"night before\" application of Pheromax again. The initial post DID

suggest that the spray of Pheromax was part of THAT specific outing\'s application.
??

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] ??

Oscar [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[pieroilfiero]

heh, i

was well tipsy that night before even gettin outta the house and entering the bar. The atomizer where i mixed a-nol

oil and another essential oil looks similar. Then the day after, (yesterday) i go look through my things and notice

i\'d left pheromax in a different room, then the hmm, i must\'ve sprayed myself with something else, uh oh, then

i remembered ohh yes i was going out the night before and sprayed pheromax while in the kitchen and left it there.

So in the end i had, a-nol on my wrists/ears/neck, an additional spray of a-nol, and fragrance. But i did have

pheromax remaining on some of the clothes from the night before. so hmm...

Did i tell you two beers are enough to

get me drunk? heh

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Did i tell you two beers are enough to get me

drunk? heh

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Two and I am toasted

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Sexyredhead]

Especially if you gave blood first. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Especially if you gave blood first.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Then I would be

in a coma. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[oscar]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Especially if you gave blood first.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

What better way

to get beer money!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

I used to know a guy named Dan who got

plastered on two beers.
We called him \"Toucan Dan\"!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

O

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Ash]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Did i tell you two beers are enough to get me drunk? heh

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Two and I am toasted

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">




</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Especially if you gave blood first.

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



Cheep dates. I like that in a woman!





</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

Then I would be in a coma.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


I don\'t like that on a date.

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


Cheep dates. I like that in a woman!

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

No, because I like good food, so you have to feed me first.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Ash]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
so you have to feed me first.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


OK! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[CptKipling]

Hmmm gets

drunk fast and likes good food...

Anyone got a plane ticket I can borrow?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Sacogoo]

Captain

writes:
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Hmmm gets drunk fast and likes good

food...

Anyone got a plane ticket I can borrow?

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Why? Are you

coming out to see me?

(Bring a couple racks o\' pounders and stop by Gates and Sons in KC for some ribs.)

[Ash]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Captain writes:
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Hmmm gets drunk fast and likes good food...

Anyone got a plane ticket I

can borrow?

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Why? Are you coming out to see me?

(Bring a

couple racks o\' pounders and stop by Gates and Sons in KC for some ribs.)

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">



[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[CptKipling]

Reading

this has made me hungry again, see you in 5.

Soc, I\'ll be there if you supply the beers.

[pieroilfiero]

Might i

suggest some tortellini alla crema di panna e prosciutto, and a Filetto al pepe verde, with a bottle of Chassagne

Montrachet 1997?

Atleast thats what im cooking her for dinner =) To get me to make that kind of dinner for you,

you have to be either a very very close friend, or a very very sexy girl... =p

[CptKipling]

And

what\'s for dessert? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


Now eating:

A Ham sandwich with lots of mustard mayo

[pieroilfiero]

I

don\'t know, I\'d let the date bring the dessert!

Elana, wanna bring some dessert?

Though if i had to

choose a dessert myself, it would be some pistachio and makadamia nut icecream, with a little hot chocolate poured

on it, and a dash of maple syrup

[Ash]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Might i suggest some tortellini alla crema di panna

e prosciutto, and a Filetto al pepe verde, with a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet 1997?

Atleast thats what im

cooking her for dinner =) To get me to make that kind of dinner for you, you have to be either a very very close

friend, or a very very sexy girl... =p

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Though if i had to choose a dessert myself, it would be some pistachio and

makadamia nut icecream, with a little hot chocolate poured on it, and a dash of maple syrup

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



Damn, I was thinking alone the lines of Burger King with a possible

upgrade to Wendy\'s if she got pissy.

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Might i suggest some tortellini alla crema di panna e prosciutto, and a

Filetto al pepe verde, with a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet 1997?

Atleast thats what im cooking her for dinner

=) To get me to make that kind of dinner for you, you have to be either a very very close friend, or a very very

sexy girl... =p

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Though if i had to choose a dessert myself, it would be some pistachio and

makadamia nut icecream, with a little hot chocolate poured on it, and a dash of maple syrup

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



Damn, I was thinking alone the lines of Burger King with a possible

upgrade to Wendy\'s if she got pissy.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">I am swooning, Ash.