The Only Poll That Matters

[Icarus]

Remember

folks: This here internetual thingum is totally anonymoose. You can be anyone you want to be. You could even be

me! (patent pending) Answer with a skip in your heart and a flutter in your step and I\'ll see y\'all come

Solstice!

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Bite the bullet... Answer

honestly.

<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />I HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
<input

type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\" />I DON\'T AND IT PISSES ME OFF.
<input type=\"radio\"

name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />I DON\'T, BUT I\'M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
<input type=\"radio\"

name=\"option\" value=\"4\" />DO INFLATABLES COUNT?
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"5\"

/>YOU NOSEY GIT.

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Place your

bets..........now!

[Icarus]

I already

voted. Aren\'t I the smug one? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Steve

[Icarus]

Who called

me nosey?

\'Fess up, So I can belittle you to make light of my own insecurities.

Steve

[Elana]

Me

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Icarus]

T\'wasn\'t that when I was at the interview for that spot in your basement..

Do you have any

allergies? Any phobias? Are you willing to work with animals? What\'s that in your pocket?

Sheesh,

talk about a pushy broad.

Steve

Please Note: Regression to awful 50\'s slang and masogonistic

tendencies all courtesy of HSBCCSMQ. Banking with a smile and a stab.


Also: Who jumped on the bloody

bandwagon? I think this is a valid reflection on how phero\'s may (or may not) be working for the loyal denizens

of this board. Or are you afraid to click on any of the other options because you\'d be a) Lying to

yourselves, or b) Finaly admitting something that you\'d been avoiding thinking about?

Sorry.

I\'m just sore cuz I\'ve got an exam on Monday. Call me nosey all you want.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[tallmacky]

Hey

Screw this poll man....

You know what SSTTTTEEEEEEVEEE. Me and Pancho are perfectly happy using our sweet

pheromones for our own attention, who needs women anyways, I got my lucky 5 finger discount.

Pancho I wanked off

5 times today, all solo play...try to beat that!!!

HEY STEVE, could you wank off 5 times in a row? Do you have

the heart, guts, and intensity? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[tallmacky]

Hey

Steve I bet you don\'t even know how to masturbate....pfffft hahahaha pathetic.

I got so many more intricate

muscles on my fingers....you could only dream. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Icarus]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Hey Steve I bet you don\'t even know how to

masturbate

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It\'s an affliction. Don\'t make fun.

Steve

[tallmacky]

Hey

Steve, what the hell bro, this poll is insulting to just about every guy here, especially me. You know I enjoy

masturbating very much so, it is one of my great accomplishes and it is indeed an art. I am getting some, a hell of

a lot of \"stuff\"....from myself, and myself knows my body best.

Just try to wank off 5 times in a row, ya\'

can\'t attempt my record....dream on baby! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[tallmacky]

Are you

afraid of your own Goo, is that why you don\'t?

I hear it is actually quite tastey.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Icarus]

So

important you said it twice?

I think there\'s a forum concerning self-abuse. You could be their God.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Steve

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I think there\'s a forum concerning self-abuse.

You could be their God.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

No, because Soup Boy already filled that

position.

[CJ01]

there´s

options are too limited [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Hey Screw this poll man....

You know what

SSTTTTEEEEEEVEEE. Me and Pancho are perfectly happy using our sweet pheromones for our own attention, who needs

women anyways, I got my lucky 5 finger discount.

Pancho I wanked off 5 times today, all solo play...try to beat

that!!!

HEY STEVE, could you wank off 5 times in a row? Do you have the heart, guts, and intensity?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Sorry, TM, I

can\'t stand by you on this one. My hand took the kids and ran off in the middle of the night. I haven\'t seen

or heard from my significant other in a long time... Therefore, my self-mutilation ended such a long time

ago...since then, I\'ve been hitting on Kari to at least spark up a little nostalgia of the days when I had a

woman or hand to satisfy me... *sigh* Kari, why must a few years and a few thousand miles keep us apart?!?!?

Why?!?!? Why?!?!??! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

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there´s options are too limited

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Yes, I\'m

waiting for my \"Alone and bitter\" option... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

I wish I had

Tallmacky\'s enthusiasm and perserverence...he truly is a role model.

[Elana]

Of course

you don\'t whack it Pancho. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

what noone

here has an inflatable? Where´s your sense for adventure and experimentation guys?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[franki]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Of course you don\'t whack it Pancho.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Yes, I\'m waiting for my \"Alone and bitter\"

option...

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> I´m waiting for the opposite

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Are you afraid of your own Goo, is that why you

don\'t?

I hear it is actually quite tastey. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

it isn\'t.

[CJ01]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Are you afraid of your own Goo, is that why you

don\'t?

I hear it is actually quite tastey.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> is that what

you call your spunk? `GOO´ [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] and you´ve never tasted it?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[EXIT63]

This is a

little off-topic but any man who sees he doesn\'t wax the carrot is either:
A. LYING.
B. NEVER SEEN AN ELANA

PIC.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Of course you don\'t whack it Pancho.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Apparently I

am not believed, but whatever. I never said that I\'ve never done it, I just said that it\'s been a long

time. Geez, a guy can hold out...haven\'t you ever seen \"The Contest\" (Seinfeld)?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Elana]

Pancho, am

I not whack worthy? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[tallmacky]

So

Pancho you viewed an Elana Picture and didn\'t whack it....your blue balls must be the color of Grandma\'s

sloppy cummy blueberry pie.

How many times a week do you wank off Pancho? 20 or 535,354,334,343? You say

\"Kari\" a lot. I think each time you say \"Kari\" it counts as 1 wank off.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

How many times do you ladies wank or rub one out a week?

Don\'t want to answer eh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Chickens....I rule, I masturbate

and have no class or shame not to talk about it, oh and big balls.[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Hmmmmmmm as for me. I would say ummm 8 times a week, and ya\' know what....each one is worth it, and no I ain\'t

ever eating my spunk someone else can do that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Can you imagine if I

paid for this? Or had to find someone to do this for me, as if I could? Screw that.

[Elana]

I can up to

three times a day.
No shame.

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You say

\"Kari\" a lot. I think each time you say \"Kari\" it counts as 1 wank off.


<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

This is true. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[tallmacky]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
sigh* Kari, why must a few years and a few thousand

miles keep us apart?!?!? Why?!?!? Why?!?!??!

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I feel ya\'

Pancho. Distance is frustrating and frustration leads to maniac, tantric, self abusing, horny goat, Aerobed,

masturbation.

Pop the kids out of the oven, bro. Or did ya? No shame bro, it makes you more tough.

Look at

me.

\"Grrrrr I beat my meat, grrrrrrr\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[tallmacky]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I can up to three times a day.
No shame.

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

That\'s hot....any questions on how to be the #1 love-scent lady now?

Just look incredible and have a strong sex drive that cannot be quenched....I\'m sure there\'s mor(E) to

it.

3 times a day? I am sure we could knock that up a few, outstanding for a lady eh?.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

The Eitties are running wild.

[CJ01]

How can you

expect someone else to take something in your mouth when you won´t

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] any guy should know what their own spunk tastes like.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Any guy who

refuses to try that doesn´t deserve a BJ [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
I heard of a

friend that his friend insists on his gf brushing he teeth afterwards before kissing him. jesus fricking christ

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Elana]

I am pretty

certain that every guy has tasted his sometime in his life.