I already
voted. Aren\'t I the smug one? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Steve
Remember
folks: This here internetual thingum is totally anonymoose. You can be anyone you want to be. You could even be
me! (patent pending) Answer with a skip in your heart and a flutter in your step and I\'ll see y\'all come
Solstice!
<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT
TYPE=HIDDEN NAME=\"pollname\" VALUE=\"1078428198Icarus\">
Bite the bullet... Answer
honestly.
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />I HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
<input
type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\" />I DON\'T AND IT PISSES ME OFF.
<input type=\"radio\"
name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />I DON\'T, BUT I\'M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
<input type=\"radio\"
name=\"option\" value=\"4\" />DO INFLATABLES COUNT?
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"5\"
/>YOU NOSEY GIT.
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE=\"Submit vote\" class=\"buttons\"></form>
Place your
bets..........now!
I already
voted. Aren\'t I the smug one? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Steve
Who called
me nosey?
\'Fess up, So I can belittle you to make light of my own insecurities.
Steve
Me
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
T\'wasn\'t that when I was at the interview for that spot in your basement..
Do you have any
allergies? Any phobias? Are you willing to work with animals? What\'s that in your pocket?
Sheesh,
talk about a pushy broad.
Steve
Please Note: Regression to awful 50\'s slang and masogonistic
tendencies all courtesy of HSBCCSMQ. Banking with a smile and a stab.
Also: Who jumped on the bloody
bandwagon? I think this is a valid reflection on how phero\'s may (or may not) be working for the loyal denizens
of this board. Or are you afraid to click on any of the other options because you\'d be a) Lying to
yourselves, or b) Finaly admitting something that you\'d been avoiding thinking about?
Sorry.
I\'m just sore cuz I\'ve got an exam on Monday. Call me nosey all you want.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Hey
Screw this poll man....
You know what SSTTTTEEEEEEVEEE. Me and Pancho are perfectly happy using our sweet
pheromones for our own attention, who needs women anyways, I got my lucky 5 finger discount.
Pancho I wanked off
5 times today, all solo play...try to beat that!!!
HEY STEVE, could you wank off 5 times in a row? Do you have
the heart, guts, and intensity? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Hey
Steve I bet you don\'t even know how to masturbate....pfffft hahahaha pathetic.
I got so many more intricate
muscles on my fingers....you could only dream. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Hey Steve I bet you don\'t even know how to
masturbate
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It\'s an affliction. Don\'t make fun.
Steve
Hey
Steve, what the hell bro, this poll is insulting to just about every guy here, especially me. You know I enjoy
masturbating very much so, it is one of my great accomplishes and it is indeed an art. I am getting some, a hell of
a lot of \"stuff\"....from myself, and myself knows my body best.
Just try to wank off 5 times in a row, ya\'
can\'t attempt my record....dream on baby! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Are you
afraid of your own Goo, is that why you don\'t?
I hear it is actually quite tastey.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
So
important you said it twice?
I think there\'s a forum concerning self-abuse. You could be their God.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Steve
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I think there\'s a forum concerning self-abuse.
You could be their God.
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No, because Soup Boy already filled that
position.
there´s
options are too limited [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Hey Screw this poll man....
You know what
SSTTTTEEEEEEVEEE. Me and Pancho are perfectly happy using our sweet pheromones for our own attention, who needs
women anyways, I got my lucky 5 finger discount.
Pancho I wanked off 5 times today, all solo play...try to beat
that!!!
HEY STEVE, could you wank off 5 times in a row? Do you have the heart, guts, and intensity?
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Sorry, TM, I
can\'t stand by you on this one. My hand took the kids and ran off in the middle of the night. I haven\'t seen
or heard from my significant other in a long time... Therefore, my self-mutilation ended such a long time
ago...since then, I\'ve been hitting on Kari to at least spark up a little nostalgia of the days when I had a
woman or hand to satisfy me... *sigh* Kari, why must a few years and a few thousand miles keep us apart?!?!?
Why?!?!? Why?!?!??! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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there´s options are too limited
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Yes, I\'m
waiting for my \"Alone and bitter\" option... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
I wish I had
Tallmacky\'s enthusiasm and perserverence...he truly is a role model.
Of course
you don\'t whack it Pancho. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
what noone
here has an inflatable? Where´s your sense for adventure and experimentation guys?
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Of course you don\'t whack it Pancho.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Yes, I\'m waiting for my \"Alone and bitter\"
option...
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> I´m waiting for the opposite
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Are you afraid of your own Goo, is that why you
don\'t?
I hear it is actually quite tastey. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
it isn\'t.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Are you afraid of your own Goo, is that why you
don\'t?
I hear it is actually quite tastey.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> is that what
you call your spunk? `GOO´ [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] and you´ve never tasted it?
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
This is a
little off-topic but any man who sees he doesn\'t wax the carrot is either:
A. LYING.
B. NEVER SEEN AN ELANA
PIC.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Of course you don\'t whack it Pancho.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Apparently I
am not believed, but whatever. I never said that I\'ve never done it, I just said that it\'s been a long
time. Geez, a guy can hold out...haven\'t you ever seen \"The Contest\" (Seinfeld)?
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Pancho, am
I not whack worthy? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
So
Pancho you viewed an Elana Picture and didn\'t whack it....your blue balls must be the color of Grandma\'s
sloppy cummy blueberry pie.
How many times a week do you wank off Pancho? 20 or 535,354,334,343? You say
\"Kari\" a lot. I think each time you say \"Kari\" it counts as 1 wank off.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
How many times do you ladies wank or rub one out a week?
Don\'t want to answer eh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Chickens....I rule, I masturbate
and have no class or shame not to talk about it, oh and big balls.[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Hmmmmmmm as for me. I would say ummm 8 times a week, and ya\' know what....each one is worth it, and no I ain\'t
ever eating my spunk someone else can do that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Can you imagine if I
paid for this? Or had to find someone to do this for me, as if I could? Screw that.
I can up to
three times a day.
No shame.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You say
\"Kari\" a lot. I think each time you say \"Kari\" it counts as 1 wank off.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
This is true. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
sigh* Kari, why must a few years and a few thousand
miles keep us apart?!?!? Why?!?!? Why?!?!??!
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I feel ya\'
Pancho. Distance is frustrating and frustration leads to maniac, tantric, self abusing, horny goat, Aerobed,
masturbation.
Pop the kids out of the oven, bro. Or did ya? No shame bro, it makes you more tough.
Look at
me.
\"Grrrrr I beat my meat, grrrrrrr\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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I can up to three times a day.
No shame.
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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
That\'s hot....any questions on how to be the #1 love-scent lady now?
Just look incredible and have a strong sex drive that cannot be quenched....I\'m sure there\'s mor(E) to
it.
3 times a day? I am sure we could knock that up a few, outstanding for a lady eh?.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
The Eitties are running wild.
How can you
expect someone else to take something in your mouth when you won´t
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] any guy should know what their own spunk tastes like.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Any guy who
refuses to try that doesn´t deserve a BJ [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
I heard of a
friend that his friend insists on his gf brushing he teeth afterwards before kissing him. jesus fricking christ
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
I am pretty
certain that every guy has tasted his sometime in his life.
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